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29. pussy waver
1. A term I've made to describe IRL or depictions of women perceivable as not only announcing their gender but also having to shove it all up in your face in one way or another, even if it may not be necessary.

Some may call it "I am woman, hear me roar" but to some people like me it can be annoying, if not as I see it on TV cheesy, and not always necessary since not everybody cares what you actually are and that you're just a person like anyone else.

Basically being either a more hardcore determined or alpha female of a sorts. Depending on personality/presentation and how they are perceived by others they may be called a bitch, HBIC, diva, etc.

2. A noticeably purposefully flirtatious woman who uses her physical attributes and/or charm to bag a guy or at the very least the psychological stimulation of knowing men want them, in a myriad of ways for a number of reasons. Some men would call them a cocktease, attention whore, slut, skank, whore, ho, etc.

Don't mean to be offensive, but I'm blunt! lol
1. Holy shit in hand bag, what is that woman's fucking problem? She doesn't have to be an HBIC and I don't care if she's a woman! Yet another one of these aggressive pussy wavers!

2. Oh come on! You see that cocktease standing over there in those jeans, booty popping out with a thong showing and that open shirt showing off her titmissles, all smiling at me and doing that little sexy walk? She's the biggest pussy waver here!
30. facebook envy
- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.

- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.

mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.

Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.

mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?

Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA

mad bro: <shoots himself>
31. Justin Bieber
Some kid who sings. He's not actually bad in comparison to what is out there, but in comparison to what SHOULD be out there, he's not good. Same goes for his lyrics but since we are in a phase where one good reframe is enough for a good song, there's actually nothing wrong with him.

He has looks and he has a decent personality compared to, for example, some boy you'd meet regularly in your life. People who hate on him are following a fad or have some kind of personal problem, most likely esteem issues, but there are many other famous people in the world who should be hated much more for similar reasons people claim is why they hate him (i.e. him being talentless instead of him being good-looking and talentless).

He's as arrogant as a typical teenage boy and his voice is rather high, but both he will probably grow out of, similar to how there is a chance he will also grow out of his fame since these things usually have a life-expectancy.
Guy1: Justin Bieber has no penis.
Guy2: ...Right, I thought this gathering was about thinking up ways to end world hunger.

Girl1: Omg, I hate that girl-woman Bieber. He is setting such a bad example for America.
Girl2: Because we should definitely be blaming some kid instead of say, the parents raising America.

Guy: He can't sing and he's a fucking loser.
Girl: Are you sure that's why you hate him and it's not because you actually just like me without realizing it and I, like many, many teeny-boppy girls, have many posters of him, especially next to the stack of Twilight books by my bedside table?
32. TheArchfiend
A seemingly intelligent and respectable man on YouTube that, when observed closely like the animal he is, is nothing more than a high-school level pseudo-intellectual who thinks he's always right, and get's upset when you expose him for the asshole that he is.

Just what is his problem, you may ask? Well, he's a hypocrite in that he makes videos exposing "YouTube Whores", when he himself is one because he makes the videos in order to get more money off of the views that the fanboys/fangirls of the target in question give him.
Not to mention, if you put him in Intellectual Checkmate, and expose him in a comment saying just how much of a bad-tempered loser he is, he'll block you, even if you were telling him his flaws in hopes he'd improve. This man's ego is infinite.

He's also one of the biggest grammar Nazi's you'll find on the Internet. If he were like other grammar Nazi's and pointed out your mistakes to be helpful, this wouldn't be a problem. However, he's one just for the sole purpose of being a douchebag, and to run away from what would otherwise be a legit argument against him.

All in all, he's a hypocritical, asshole grammar Nazi who's about as intelligent as an ant with downs syndrome.
Intelligent person who made one little typo: Archfiend, your a butthurt loser who can't handle it when people expose you for the tool you are.

TheArchfiend: *you're

The perfect user: What's the matter Archie? Can't stand being completely and utterly exposed? What are you going to do? Block me? You're such a fucking crybaby. Ha!

*User has been blocked*
33. White Knight
A term used by retards on internet forums to describe somebody who gives a compliment to a female user. Said retards typically make huge leaps of assumption and often think of the person posting the compliment is a white male, lonely, and under the guise that posting compliments anonymously on the internet will somehow make the girl love them or have sex with them out of gratitude.
A) "Hey, you look really pretty."
B) "I fucking hate white knights like you. These girls aren't going to have sex with you. Try leaving your basement once in a while, creep."
A) "I'm a female, and all I did was say she looks pretty. What's your problem?"
B) "Urrr... HURR DURR Sorry I thought you was a guy and it's not okay for guys to give compliments derpderpderp."
34. spoon
1. To have sex in a position where both the female and male are facing up with the females back to the males chest.

2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle.

3. To lick someone's anus

4. A stupid person

5. A type of bong used for smoking weed

6. A stupid codeword for pornography

7. A 'nicer' word for fuck

8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'
1. Me and my girlfriend spooned last night

2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl.

3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care.

4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?! You fucking spoon!

5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon.

6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies.

7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man!
-Ooh I wanna spooner her hard.
-What the spoon is her problem?

8. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-UH
by Spooferfish Dec 28, 2003 add a video
35. Sexy Beast
A movie that featured one of the most terrifying characters ever portrayed.

That character was magnificently played by Ben Kingsley as Don Logan. Logan was the very embodiment of a sociopath, a fuming, steaming, spiting, cursing Tasmanian Devil with Tourettes; a gangster Sergeant Major that simply would not take no for an answer.

He is scarier than the Alien, with no fear, no remorse, no conscience, no regard for anything in his path.

Chilling
You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
by Cosmicstargoat Aug 23, 2004 add a video
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