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29. Guess What's In My Pants
A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.
Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.
30. monkey punch
Similar to the first definition on the page, but when you are "slamming" her from behind, you randomly throw it in her ass. When she looks around back to you to see what the hell's up, you crack her right in the side of the jaw!
Everything's going great and you both are in the zone, but then you spice things up and throw it in her ass. Due to the pain of this move, she'll definitely look back to you to see what the hell's up. Then, crack her in the jaw and tell her to keep looking forward as we're doing it! The relationship may take a downward slope after performing this on your partner!
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31. guthed up
GUTHed Up (v.): 1) To have a responsibility characterized as straightforward and elementary, but also holding great magnitude, and to also fail miserably at this simple task.
2) To completely 'drop the ball' on every person relying on you.
3) To suck at life in every aspect of its existance
**U tell all your friends that you're gonna have the bus ready & the event ready to go & that you will be there, but then u don't show up, neither do the buses, & no one knows what's going on...Your explanation @ the end of the day is that you "called" the person & left a message & figured they would figure it out---OOPS! Looks like you GUTHed Up!**

**It's your job to organize the party, collect the money, & buy the booze...5 hours before the party begins someone else has 2 find u 2 find out that u r leaving for work in an hour, haven't got a DJ, & won't have time 2 buy the booze w/ 200+ people relying on u...O, & P.S. the liquor stores close in a half-hour!---OOPS! Looks like you GUTHed Up!**
32. blackalicious up-up
A term used when a young white male in his lower teenage years tells his dog to up-up, or jump/climb on a bed/etc while on the phone with a friend. An "up-up" is considered blackalicious if the friend on the phone and the young male have some sort of "inside joke," or joke between the two of them, and then on the friend's speed-dial of their phone they put the young male as "Blackalicious Up-up"
Young white male:Up-up {dog}!
friend: Up-up what the f*** is that?
y.w.m.: Up-up! Im telling my dog to jump up!
friend: Oh ok what's you number.
y.w.m.: {tells number}.
friend: OK I'm putting you in my speed dial as "blackalicious up-up".
33. Barry Zito
The Sun god. He once beat up Apallo. Then he came down to earth to say "What's up?" to Billy Beane. Billy Beane then, out of fear and admiration, gave Barry Zito a contract to play on the Oakland A's.

Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.

Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.

This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.

Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.

All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.

Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.
Barry Zito is the controller of the weather, and he commands, and demands, a sacrifice of three sheep, a cantaloupe, a guitar pick, and a large pizza from Domino's.

The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.
34. act black
What most modern white males between 13 and 21 do. Normally, what they do is hang out only with white people, but they act really "ghetto" when they are with them. Some cases may even becomed so advanced that the person in question may even make up "ghetto street names" like White Chocolate, Bleached Darkness, and the occasional Chocolate Thunder. Also, these people rarely get along with Black people.
W.Person who always Act Black(WPAB): What's up my Homies?
Black Person(BP): What the hell you want?
WPAB: Nuthin, I'm just chillin' out in the 'Hood?
BP: If you're from dis 'Hood then why don't I know you?
WPAB: U probably heard of me then,people know me as White Chocolate and Bleached Darkness, but most people know me as Chocolate Thunder ya'heard?
WPAB: *gets beaten up and throun in the nearest dumpster*
35. U.S.
A country with problems. Its not a democracy because the leaders are choson by politicians (the electorial college). Most politicians are their for the money and there for are run for by the corporations. There for America is run by the greedy, power hungy corporations. About half the population is over patriotic, supports every war the U.S. was invloved in, and is a christian fanatic who believes that the end times are here (I have nothing wrong with christianty so don't say I hate god). Everything revolves around sports which are fun and all but it is too seriouse. Throw out the electorial college and become educated my American brothers and sisters.
U.S.'s genocide against Indians, occupping (sp.?) left overs of the Spanish empire, getting involved in World War 1 (it was a war between imperial europian powers that we should have not taken sides in, like it really mattered both sides would've quit eventually.), taking sides in Vietnam (IT WAS A CIVIL WAR), messing with the mideast, Panama War, promising to liberate Iraq during the 1st Gulf War (we dropped leaflets encouraging Iraq's to rise up) then not coming and not coming while he was killing 1000's in the 90's and after all that settled down we came and fucked Iraq up and are now putting it into a civil war. What's next???
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