Fake cocktail/drink. The word exists purely as a way of cracking a joke at a barperson's expense whilst your mates are standing round, thus guaranteeing you kudos for the rest of the evening.
For best effect, order a few normal drinks, then finish off by requesting a matabooboo.
The word originates from Yogi Bear's sidekick. See example for full usage and relevance details.
Donna: "Who's next?"
Wes: "Yeah, can I have 3 pints of Stella, two double vodka red bulls, a sex on the beach and a matabooboo".
Donna: "A what?"
Wes: "A matabooboo"
Donna: "What's a matabooboo"
Wes: "Nothing Yogi, what's the matter with you?"
Donna: "... knob."
An affectionate way to refer to a friend. Commonly used in the the "thug" groups. The equivalent of "my nigga".
What's cracking my face gator?
what is going on around the imediate person or persons; the downlow
Karl: "hey dude, whats the shibby?
Dan: " awww nothing... just chillin' "
A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
Chaldean for "How are you?"
Vinson: Dichewat bro?
Tom: I'm doing good, dichewat?
The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.
Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
the person in your group that usually gets the party crackin, and keeps the party crackin. Without this person you can sit for hours bored wondering where this person is. This person typically is a snake because they use the technique, "Master of Manipulation" to convince everyone around them to do things, even if they don't want to do it!
Paul: Where's Shabang?
Haji: I dunno, where that snake is!
Paul: What you doin later on?
Haji: I dunno, what's Shabang doin?
Paul: I dunno. What's crackin' tonight?
Haji: I dunno. Call Shabang and see what he's doin.