|1.||what's the dinx|
This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!
Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"
Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"
Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."