| 8. | 1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up. | ||
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1st degree: a planned out breakup. in other words, one of participants in the relationship planned out in advance to break up with his/her bf/gf. 2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight. 3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up. 1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up...
1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say" 2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over." 3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..." Vinny: "but i wasnt..?" |
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| 9. | random guy | ||
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term used to describe someone meaningless to you, as if he is "no big deal" BF: why did you make out with him? i thought we were an item
GF: i know i'm sorry but i was drunk; besides it was just some random guy male friend: i was going to give you shit last week but i didn't want to embarrass you female friend: why? what do you mean? male friend: for the hickey you had on your neck female friend: oh yeah that lol it was just some random guy |
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| 10. | AYouFM? LOL! | ||
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Pronounced "Aye-you-FM? Ha, ha, ha"
A passive-aggressive on-line abbreviation/concatenation for "Are you out of ur fucking mind?" and "Laughing out loud". Intended to ridicule on-line acquaintances for their brainless opinions while retaining them for later entertainment/aggravation value. FBer #1 comment) "The world has never been in such a sorry state."
FBer #2 reply) "AYouFM? Thinking: What about asteroids smashing the earth? Ice ages? Repeated genocides, plagues, etc.? Ha ha ha...." FBer #1 comment) "I lament for mother earth..." FBer #2 comment) "AYouFM? Thinking: The earth is a molten rock. It is indifferent to your sentiments. Did you mean Middle Earth? Bwa ha ha ha ha...." FBer #1 comment) "My gf left me. I will never find someone like her again..." FBer #2 comment) "AYouFM? LOL!, thinking: all you do is gripe about her bitching. Why would you want that again, you crazy fuck!?" |
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| 11. | fbating | ||
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Cheating on your boyfriend or girlfriend by saying certain words, phrases, or "things" to another guy or girl over Facebook Chat or on his or her Facebook Wall. Also a witty combination of the names/words Facebook and cheating(duh) If you were looking for facebook cheat that is different. Cheating Girl : I'm fbating with you!
Guy: What?!? Girl: Yeah! I want sex RIGHT NOW! With you! I hate my bf! Cheating Girl 2: I miss uuuuuuuu! Guy 2: I miss uuuuuuu too! Girl 2: I can't leave my boyfriend! Guy 2: Just dump his sorry ass! We're already fbating on BOTH of our bf/gf's. Cheating Guy: Yeah you like that! Yeah! Girl: Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhh! Guy: Geez relax we're not having real sex! It's cyber sex just like what WOW losers do. Wait when the real thing happens! Girl: Ok. Just dump your loser gf b4 she figures out you've been fbating with me. Guy: Oh I already did. |
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| 12. | ds;gf | ||
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Didn't Study; Got Fucked What one says when they forgot to cram for that test. Kane,"How did your Calc 2 quiz go?"
Dane,"Ds;gf." Kane,"You should have studied, idiot!" |
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| 13. | Smucker Fucker | ||
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A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam. OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself. Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you??? Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch! |
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| 14. | Easter Sunday | ||
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The act of placing a Cadbury egg into your partner's anus. Allowing your partner's body heat to melt said egg. Followed by anal sex. After climax you have your partner perform oral sex to get the resulting mixture off of your genitalia. Guy 1:"Did you hear what Tom did to his gf?!"
Guy 2:"No, man what'd he do?" Guy1:"He gave his gf the Easter Sunday!" Guy2:"Wicked!" *High fives* |
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