Asking someone to explain what they are saying or have written. This is often used as an insult, implying that the person is stupid, or, lying.
"Oh, is that so? Please enlighten me, as to how you came to that conclusion."
Once memorably described in the pages of the UK music magazine Kerrang! as having a sound "thicker than a shit milkshake", Iron Monkey formed in Nottingham, England, in 1994, intending "to irritate as many people as possible," according to bass player Doug Dalziel. That may have worked for a while, but eventually the band had to deal with the fact that quite a few people actually liked what they were doing. After releasing a self-titled six-song mini-album in 1996, the band gained a fair amount of appreciation in the underground. Rumors abounded that Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo was listening to the self-titled release when he overdosed on heroin in 1996.more...
Other albums to ad to your collection:
"Our Problem" 1998
"We've Learned Nothing" split w/ Church of Misery 1998
"Ruined by Idiots" 2003
The various members went on to work on various projects including the Dukes Of Nothing, Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine, Phantom Limb Management, Armour Of God, and My War. Prior to his un...
When opening a door only to puke on the otherside.
"What's Doug doing?" "He's just ranching" "F'in girl"
verb: Sucking up to your boss. Brown-nosing to someone in a position of power over you in order to get what you want, while making your coworkers hate and loathe you.
Hank: Ugh, that meeting was rough, but what was with James?
Doug: Yea he was giving boss to Matt.
Hank: Yea, you know his project will get funded too.
Doug: That guy's a dick.
|26.||The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass|
Derived from an ancient story of French decent. The French bastards were searching for the lost city of Heracleum. Egypt was desperately trying to locate their city of gold which had become submerged under water some 2300 years ago (rough estimate). Egypt was well on their way to locating the city when they discovered the technique of tying pyramid rocks to their asses to pull them down significantly faster. French also had a good technique, they would take live lobsters and shove them up their ass so the tail would stick out and flap around acting as a propeller. There is no clear evidence as to who discovered this city, if it was discovered at all. Some say it was discovered but kept hidden. It is fairly evident that the Egyptians technique did not work considering 45 of the 46 test dummies never surfaced again. The only person to surface only did so because when he got to the bottom he allegedly shoved a lobster up his ass to propel him to the top. When he surfaced he had one quote before he died of unknown causes. He said "What the fuck were we thinking?!" in some strange tongue (some believe this tongue to be Egyptian, due to the fact that Egyptian was his nationality).
A great dispute started over who created the "'Tail' of the Lobster-Ass" due to the death of the Egyptian. This caused a great battle involving the Egyptions taking two lobsters to the sleeping French shoving one WAAYYYYY up his asshole and clamping one to the frenulum of his penis. Some believe this is the beginning of era where the French become large salty assholes, due to the large lobster, fresh out of the the salt water, being shoved up their ass. No correlation was made the lobster clamping onto their penal skin.
Now-a-days this is a common prank done among teenagers but the teenagers need to be really really fucking hammered to the point where the victim wont remember how he got the lobster in his ass. He wakes up questioning himself. This prank is extra funny because it often convinces the teenager that he is gay with a lobster fetish.
Never used in everyday dialog except to say, "What fucking moron wrote the definition of The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass?"
|27.||All In Syndrome|
A poker analogy which applies to a one night stand that's dragged out because the girl still hasn't given it up.
The player feels they've invested too much to back out now.
John: What's Doug still doing with that girl? It's been 2 months and he still hasn't sealed the deal.
Mike: He's got classic All in Syndrome, he's spent weeks as her 'boyfriend' and has yet to reap any benefits.
John: That's weak, he needs to man up and cut his losses.
A Drug/Alcohol concoction created by comedian Doug Stanhope. The instructions for creating a Xanadoo were first explained by Stanhope on the "The Opie and Anthony Show" sometime in 2007 (or possibly 2008).
A Xanadoo consists of:
Equal parts Xanax and Psychedelic Mushroom caps, ground (usually with a coffee grinder), and poured into Jagermeister shots.
Aside from Stanhope himself and maybe a few unreported cases, the effects of a Xanadoo are largely unknown. Most likely they are (at least) a combination effects from all of its ingredients. I.E. tripping, relaxation, euphoria, blurred vision, and coordination problems.
ThePersonWhoTalks1: What's a Xanadoo?
ThePersonWhoTalks2: Did you even read the definition?
ThePersonWhoTalks2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, fag.
ThePersonWhoTalks3: Never consume a Xanadoo.
ThePersonWhoTalks4: Yo bro! You wanna try a Xanadoo?
ThePersonWhoTalks5: DUDE, TOTALLY!!1!!1