| 1. | What the French Toast? | ||
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A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!" It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial. Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!" |
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| 2. | What the suck!?? | ||
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A question and exclamation describing the negative in something, showing a measure of something that sucks. This month's movies has country fried remakes of Footloose, steampunk Musketeers and a whiny emo soundtrack to the game Batman Arkham City. What the suck!??
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| 3. | The Aristocrats | ||
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A joke known mainly among comedians. It is a joke that anyone can make their own. The joke goes as follows: A family goes to a talent agency and asks if they may perform. The talent agent asks what the act is, the family replies (this is where the presenter of the joke may put whatever he/she pleases into it. Usually very disgusting). The talent agent is shocked and asks what the act is and the family replies: The Aristocrats.
The middle is meant to be the funniest and usually involves bestiallity, necrofelia, incest, feces, urine, and other kinds of filth. I guess you could say the point of the joke is to see who can make it the most disgusting. Heres my shot at making it truly disturbing: A family walks into a talent agency wanting to perform their act. The talent agent asks what the act is and they reply: "First my wife and I get naked and proceed to have sex, i then shit in her mouth and make her suck my dick, I then fuck her again and lick the reminents of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. Then i cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. I catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it hole. Then my daughter comes in and i fuck her in the ass while i suck my sons dick. While this is going on my wife starts banging my father and mother. I then fuck my mother and father while my wife fucks my kids. Then I blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. Then the dog comes in and i fuck it too. I then kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. We all join in the blood orgy and piss on one another. We shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. Then we dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. We then jump in the pool and bang the hell out of eachother. I chop off my wifes boobs and she cuts off my dick, she sucks my stump and eats my balls. Then 3 midgets standing on eachothers heads come in and we kill them and add them to the pool. We slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the audience. Then i smash my wife's head with a sledge hammer and cover the audience with her brains gallagh... more...
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| 4. | fuck the suck | ||
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What a Marine says when he is totally and wholly pissed the fuck off at the Marine Corps. It is friggin hot, sand in my ass and treeless here. "Fuck the Suck" I am ready to go home to kick Jodi's ass and get Suzi Q back."
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| 5. | What the flick?! | ||
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The censored version of What the fuck. Dude1:You suck at everything and therefore you're fired!
Dude2:What the flick?! |
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| 6. | suck and blow kiss | ||
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two people press their lips together while one person blows out air and the other suck in air. It feels very weird, like sucking in helium Hey! lets show Emily what the suck and blow kiss is!
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| 7. | suck bag | ||
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A variation of the douche bag. From the same family but much more severe. Someone you would enjoy watching get painfully attacked by crazed weasels.
Example: 1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework. 2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane. 3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top. 4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room. Chet explained to mom and dad the difference between insense and pot smoke...what a suck bag.
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