Top Definition
A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.
Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.

Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
by bokonon June 05, 2005

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