|1.||What the intercourse!?|
A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.
"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"
|2.||what the sexual intercourse|
A non explicit way of saying..
what the fuck
THAT DOG JUST SHIT ON YOUR PANTS
"what the Sexual Intercourse, NOOO"
|3.||banging the queen|
The act of hooking up with a person soley for the story. The origin of the phrase "Bang the Queen" references the Queen Elizabeth II of England. Now, there is no way any rationale man (or lesbian) would want to have sexual intercourse with that women. Picture her naked. All wrinkly and sagging. It's just plain nasty. Time has ravaged her once attractive, though inbred, body. However, upon learning that she is the Queen of England, she becomes instantly worth sleeping with. Why? Because you could tell people who you just banged.
You: What's up, Buddy?
Buddy: Nothing. Where were you last night? I called you, but you didn't pick up your phone.
You: I was banging the queen
You: I was banging that chick with no legs
Buddy: You banged that chick in the wheelchair?
Buddy: Nice man. She is hot. No legs though, but still hot. Great Story.
|4.||The Eskimo Maneuver|
First insert an icecube into the women's vagina and then begin intercourse and when ready to finish, pull out and blow your load all over her face as if it were snowing. Then she'll know what its like to be an eskimo!
Last night, that shawty got straight up cold and got the ESKIMO Maneuver!
Either having sexual intercourse a legless woman or a midget woman by holding them underneath their arms and lifting them up and down on your dick. They key is to stand while performing.
Guy 1: "Man, i couldn't find any regular hooker's, so I went with the next best thing. The Bodybuilder"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Why wouldn't you just whack off? I mean, did she atleast have legs?"
|6.||Sink the kayak|
A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"
Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?
Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak
|7.||Giant Fucking Robots|
A saying that can be applied to any situation, but is most often used to express surprise. Similar to "Oh my God!" or "What The Fuck?" in its usage. Can be shortened to GFR.
(May never be used to actually describe giant robots that are engaged in sexual intercourse.)
"The dog just pissed all over the carpet."
"Giant Fucking Robots!"