|1.||What the hank?|
"What the hank?" is a term or phrase used in expression of surprise or questioning or even used as a interjection, such as "What the heck?"
"I killed your chipmunk."
"What the Hank!?!"
"Look, at those acrobats."
"Woah, what the hank?"
A very unexpected or aggressive advance or act by a person who is usually very quiet, respectful, and reserved.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
A slang term for Captain Morgan, whose full name was Henry Morgan, Hank is sometimes a nickname for Henry, best used when you are trying to be discrete about what you are drinking.
" Hey man i got some Captain Morgan, you wanna drink tonight?"
"Dude what the fuck, my parents are in the other room!"
"Man I got me some Hank tonight so its gonna be hella fun"
"Boy, for real tonights gonna be jumping, I'm a be Hankin' all night"
|4.||I tell you what|
February 7, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with "boy" for added authority and folksiness (see example).
Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.
"Boy, that was a heck of a down field block by Michael Vick, I tell you what."
"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."
a fat tub of shit who deletes these definitions because he is insecure
what the fuck is wrong with you hank
(transitive verb) To Hank (after smthing) - derived from the fuller verb Hanker: To desire something in a jumpy, puppyish optimistic kind of way. But not the kind of way that NOT getting what you hank after would have serious adverse effects to your mental wellbeing.
I hank after a goodly cup of English Tea.
A true musical talent who does traditional country and heavy metal sometimes in the same concert. Also the bass player for Superjoint Ritual. Hank III is the grandson of Hank Williams and the son of Hank Williams Jr.
"Alright my name's Hank Willaims the Third and this is the damn band, and we don't really appriciate the radio stations not playin' guys like Wayne Hancock or Dale Watson or Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys or Johnny Dilks or on and on and on, the guys who are really trying to preserve country music of today. They just don't know what the fuck is goin' on and one day they will come around I'll tell ya."