| 1. | What the ham? | ||
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An expresion used in elementary school when you don't want to get detention for cursing. More sophisticated than saying what the heck. *Teacher passed back tests.*
KID 1: What did you get? KID 2: A KID 1: What the ham?!? I got a D! |
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| 2. | salting the ham | ||
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using a the downturned hand position while a male partakes in self indulgance. This motion resembles what might be seen on Easter Sunday when more salt is needed on the ham dinner. I didn't think anyone was in the bathroom but when I entered frankie was salting the ham. eeewww!
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| 3. | What in the ham sandwich | ||
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Another form of "What the HELL?" What in the ham sandwich is goin' on here?
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| 4. | ham slam | ||
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The ham slam is a premeditated act. You must place a ham steak (thick, flexible and boneless) between the matress and box spring prior to any sex act taking place. Have sex in the doggy style position and when the man is about to come, he removes the ham without the woman knowing. He comes on the ham and when his partner turns around to see what he is doing, he slaps her in the face with the come soaked ham. Warning: The ham slam may cause divorce, seperation or break-up.
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| 5. | slippin' him the ham and cheese | ||
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a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.
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| 6. | Ham | ||
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Mouthwateringly to the very core of humanity. Using this description defies the person or object concerned the ultimate sexy thing ever in your life. Rainbowsmileyhatgirl:He is soooooo Ham.
Migingham: Him? What the hell is wrong with you??? Rainbowsmileyhatgirl: Don't diss him, you face-eater lover!!! |
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| 7. | Portable Ham | ||
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The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.
Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'. See; The best fucking thing ever. 'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'
'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.' 'What the fuck? You poser.' |
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