|57.||Yoghurt In The Pocket|
Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just got Yoghurt In The Pocket !'
'Ah Fuk, Not Again'
Rather large, moody African American women, in the city of Atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. The gate keeper being pissed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.
I was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper closed the line I was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.
I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.
I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!
Shaggy: Snoopy, let's go to the moon!
Snoopy: FK YA!
Doug: What the fuck?
another way of saying fuck, but cleaner.
what the futt are you doing
please go learn your history of rap cause the word "Swangin"definitely did not COME FROM and originated in Texas.
It originally started in Los Angeles California, WHY? cause people in that area with low-riders brought back the the spoke rims back in the 70's which are apparently "swangas". In fact go listen to the album called Real Brothas with Dresta and B.G. Knocc Out that was amde in 1995 with the song on their called ""Compton Swangin'"!
person from california-We gon swang in our low-riders 2day. Los Angeles Swangin!
person from Texas-What do u mean Swangin, we made swang in houston, u mean houston swang!
person from califonia-Get the fuk outta here and listen to Dresta and Knockout Real Brothas and u'll see where swangin originated from!
fornicating under the concession of the king
People in the olden days would do that.
They would put a sign on the door that
would say FUCK. and it would mean fornicating under the concession of the king
"hey what does that sign on the door say"
"damn horny bastards"
I don't understand my philosophy 780 midterm - a Theological argument we have to analyze. Luckily i took three pills of 45mg Adderall an hour before.
Your heart beat rises and you're in the zone, an alternate reality where Adderall controls your mind. Suddenly the argument, a dense and primitive form of writing, makes sense. The argument becomes concise and clear. The once painful material unravels like a bounty roll before your eyes. You finally understand what the hell the author is arguing about.
Soon, you find yourself writing well constructed sentences and thorough critiques. You even reference jokes in your response that pertain to your professor and the argument.
You look around the classroom to notice the other students struggling with the midterm and realize you're finished. You're awake for the next forty-eight hours but two weeks later you receive an A+. Oh Adderall, how i adore you.
Person 1: Let's go study Becky!
Person 2: Fuk you nigga ima pop Adderall.