what the fuck

1. An expression of extreme surprise.
2. An expression of extreme annoyment or frustration, usually after a recent chain of bad events has just been added to by something that just happened.
3. A more emphatic form of "what".
4. Roughly translates to, "I tire of considering this decision and will go ahead and do what I was thinking of doing originally." Synonymous with fuck it.

1. What the fuck? Why is there a car in my driveway?
2. What the fuck?! Why does this always happen?
3. What the fuck is that?
4. Maybe I shouldn't steal this car... Eh, what the fuck.

by Some guy September 14, 2004

what the fuck

exaggeration of the word "what", which expresses an interrogative attitude of the speaker, in many ways.

Variations:
"the fuck" -part is exchangable with "the hell", "the heck", etc.
"what" is exchangable with "who", "where", "when" etc.

What is that? - What THE FUCK is that?
What has just happened? What THE FUCK has just happened?
What is your name? - What the fuck is your name?
What are we going to eat tonight? - What the fuck...
etc

by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

what the fuck

a phrase used when ever the fuck you want to use it.

what the fuck i sure could use a beer

by razzy raul March 2, 2004

what the fuck

An expression of extreme anger, shock, or disgust. Especially applicable when you discover an unwanted person hiding under your bed for the sole purpose of scaring the crap out of you.

Jay: (Hiding under the bed) "Hi Lance."
Lance: "WHAT THE FUCK??!!"

by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008

what the fuck

An expression first coined in the 1983 movie "Risky Business" when supporting character Miles (played by Curtis Armstrong) tells the main character Joel (played by Tom Cruise) "Every now and then, say 'What the fuck.'" meaning throw caution to the wind and take a chance. This form is rarely used today, overtaken by the more prevalant meaning of surprise, disbelief or confusion.

Miles: Joel, let me tell you something. Every now and then, say "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future...

by Rick510 October 1, 2007

what the fuck

A saying used to express pissed-off-ness. Or it can be used when in disbelief.

"What the fuck, my cat got killed!!!"
"What the fuck was that thing that killed my cat?!"

by =C-O-B-A-N_I-M-E= January 30, 2004

what the fuck

Usually said when something totally unbelievable happens, or utterly disgusting.

Man: You i read somewhere that Tom Green humped a dead moose.

Man 2: What the fuck?!?!

tom greenwhata fuck

by sebastiansilvera February 7, 2009