|1.||what is this garbage?|
a statement of disgust or dissatisfaction
a gangsta got shot up in the face, then yelled what is this garbage?
to his homies
A person who is beyond garbage, they have done something really crappy and need to be told how much they suck; but garbage does not cut it so Geebage is used to show how much they suck at life.
1.Dude you suck so much, your Geebage!
2. What is this bullshit meeting, this is Geebage!
something to say when you have nothing else to insult with
youre garbage, kid
|4.||get real dude|
something to say when the guy your conversat'n with is mad trikkin
trikkin foo:yo, lil wayne is the most ill rapper ever
you:get real dude, he's a goon
a town in massachusetts that is lame. The most gangster guy drives a tractor and is named bubba bumpkin biscuit.
uxbridge is filled with so many farms, all we eat is corn and grass
|6.||rap is crap|
RaP is crap:
The typical gansta rapper feels that going to prison is a right of passage. They lack education, common sense , manners and good dressing habits. A great many of the Rappers of this time are homophobes who are in fact closeted homosexuals. Names such as 50 cent and Snoop dog are but only 2 names on the list of several homosexual/pedophile rappers who publicly object to homosexuality yet behind close doors engage in homosexual acts. Rappers such a snoop dog and 50 cent are known for having drug additions such as the use of crack cocaine that in effect warps their minds.
With out rock, there would be no rap these days. Why? because rappers have to sample rock so that they can fortify their no-talent form.
Rap is crap because unlike rock- Rap people dont know how to write music or even play an instrument. <a record player is not an istrument>
Examples of instruments:
Gibson electric guitar.
these require musical training.
The best example I can state of rap is crap is the following:more...
I was in a pawn shop looking at an electric guitar.
The kid behind the counter was playing some kind of free style thing.
Just for kicks I played some heavy metal power chords on a fat strat along with it
It sounded pretty good to him so he jumped over the counter and grabbed a guitar and asked me to show him how to play what I played.
SO I showed him and he said. ”no no where do I put my fingers on the thing here with the strings?”
I said “well sparky your gonna need to spend a few years learning how to play”
I spent a few minutes with him showing him how to play some simple chords but his fingers got sore and he quit.
See you rapper people can not compete with rockers and never will. What we do requires talent and technical ability. All that rappers know is how to spout obscenities and scratch records. Sample our tunes because they don’t have the ability to put musical notation to paper, read music or even sing in the correct key.
Bands like Styx, Fleetwood mac, Queen and the Dobbies Wrote their own music note by note. They made their own beats with drums- not computers. And played real instruments- pianos guitars etc.
What a rapper does is sample or bastardise someone else’s music because they lack the ability to do it on their own.
People who say that rap is crap are not prejudice and to say they are is theater of the absurd and further proof of how uneducated one is for spouting that.
|7.||Sea Horse Sea Shell Party|
Just ask Dan Deacon himself, this phrase is absolute genius. A phrase like this only comes from being intoxicated, when using "Sea Horse Sea Shell Party" you must be sitting alone in a dark closet imagining anything that is NOT possible. This phrase comes to mind when thinking about how beautiful sea horses are and how influential they are in our every day life. To attend to this "party" one must be on a high trip of acid, without this effect you will not be able to get into this "party". Please use this phrase frequently in random sentences for it will brighten your over all life.
What is this sea horse sea shell party? why didn't I get invited?