|1.||What is a Chelsea?|
A Chelsea is a person who deserves nothing but hate, a true stab in the back. The kind with a knife. A Chelsea is somebody who was put on this planet to set pain and suffering upon other people. She isn't somebody you'd want to be friends with. A Chelsea was brought up on white trash, Her mother was the street corner hooker, that every man in town slept with, even her brother. A Chelsea is a whore, just like her mother. She'll sleep with anything and anyone, even you.
C - Cause of death.
H - Hand Jobs, etc.
E - Enemy to all.
L - Lamprey
S - Shame
E - Evil
A - Anal Probe
Person 0 : What is a Chelsea?
Person 1 : A backstabbing, dick sucking, white trash, whore.
Person 1 : Did you see Chelsea sucking that guys dick yesterday in the middle of class?
Person 2 : Indeed!
Person 1 : Did you read what she wrote in the yearbook?
Person 2 : Indeed, I did.
An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.
Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.
They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.
With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.
A football (soccer) player from the Ivory Coast. Plays for Chelsea after he was bought from Marseille.
Drogba is a diving cheat. Besides being 6 foot 2 and a little over 200 pounds, Drogba can be found flopping all over the pitch in a "theatrical performance" (Quote by Rafael Benitez).
On Sunday April 27th, 2008 Drogba collided with Manchester United's Nemanja Vidic. Drogba's knee collided with Vidic's head, leaving Vidic bloodied and knocked out. Even though it was his knee, Drogba started to dive before realizing Vidic was knocked out.
Drogba should be banned for being anti-football. He brings shame to the beatiful game.
Did you watch Chelsea yesterday?
Yeah it's embarrassing, besides having an owner who thinks he can buy his way into having a prestigious club, they have Didier Drogba who flops all over the pitch.
Yeah Didier Drogba is the face of anti-football. Abramovich is a sleazy guy too. Hey what's up with their goalie? Is he the 6 million dollar man?
Variation of No Homo, n/h
Generally this phrase is used in NYC.
Term is a double edged sword which pays homage to the professional homosexuals in Chelsea.
Fake Setting: Limerick Pub NYC
Damian: Yo son these salty nuts taste so good with my creamy stout
Damian: No Chelsea
Marcos: Nah son I know what you mean these sausages are extra delishwith my sex on the beach
Marcos: No Chelsea
You can't cage a Chelsea. She needs a wide area to roam. The zoo animals are safe because a Chelsea prefers to hunt wild woodland creatures and feast on their souls. A Chelsea can also be kept quite happy and allow you to live if you bring them offerings of Sushi.
This is a Chelsea and no Zoo has the facilities to house one.
Friend #1 “Oh dear. What meat did you come back with? I thought we told you last time, no hunting at the zoo.”
Friend #2 “I am going to check the news to make sure there are still prairie dogs at the zoo. If not, you're in so much trouble. I told you once, prairie dog jerky is no good!”
Chelsea “its not the prairie dogs you should be worried about *lick lips with hungry grin”
The Most beautiful girl in the world, She'll always be there for you, she'll always care for you. No matter what you look like, she'll always be there for you. She's a very caring girl, she cares for everyone else she knows, and always prefer other over herself. Sh'es beautiful, she's kind, she's the best girl. No other girl is better than a Chelsea, she has a beautiful body, a beautiful smile. Most importantly, she has the eyes of an angel. Once you meet a Chelsea, you'll wish all other girls were like her. Chelsea's in short are the greatest girls in the world.
Chelsea is such a great girl, I never want to leave her.
Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.