|1.||What have you been smokin'|
Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.
Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.
Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?
A fuckin whore who thinks that any stripper with a lot of money can make it in the music industry. Well, Britney, guess wut? Your fuckin WRONG!!! Any fans of hers have surely been hypnotized, because any self-respecting music fan wouldn't give her songs a chance.
Little kid: "Britney Spears is my idol!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"
A) A lump of fried chicken in which the entire KFC franchise is based around
B) A bag of quality marijuana
C) The result of a school prank, in which the victim is distracted, everything is removed from their schoolbag, the schoolbag itself is flipped inside-out, everything is put back in, and the resulting "nugget" is left for the victim to find and de-nugget
D) Parental slang for "idiot"
E) Spontaneous nickname for a child who is excessively cute, funny, innocent-looking, etc.
F) Slang for any large sexual part on a girl's body
G) A small lump of something precious, often gold or fried chicken. Duh
H) A word with multiple definitions of the Urban Dictionary, in which this defintion has been compiled from all the other definitions by a sad guy with nothing better to do with his time.
A) Joe: You wanna go to KFC and grab a nugget or two?
Jim: Nah thanks, I don't wanna have a heart attack. Again.
B) Joe: Where have you been?
Jim: Oh, I was just smokin' mah nugget. It was awesome!
C) Joe: WHAT THE F•CK HAPPENED TO MY BAG?!
Jim: You just got nugget'd, duh! *cracks up*
D) Joe: Oops, I didn't mean to break it!
Joe's mother: Oh Joe, you're such a nugget!
E) Joe: Aww, isn't that baby cute?
Jim: Yeah, he's duch a nugget!
F) Joe: Holy sh•t man! Look at the nuggets on that one!
Jim: I'll ready the lube!
G) Random gold miner: G'day mate! We be diggn' fer gold
Joe: Why should I care, I got mah KFC nuggets right here.
H) You're reading it right now.
|4.||Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve|
Branded the most expensive cigar on the market, His Majesty's Reserve, made by Gurkha, is the most premium cigar one can buy. The price for one of these is $750 per cigar or $14,999.95 for a box of twenty, though I have been told from many sources that you can only buy a limit of 3 per order because Gurkha only makes 100 boxes per year.
Cigar Aficionado #1: Hey man what are you smokin?
Cigar Aficionado #2: A Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve.
Cigar Aficionado #1: Damn! That most have cost a lot!
Cigar Aficionado #2: You bet your ass it did! Worth every penny!
It stands for; Must be smokin weed! Someone who was doing crazy shit while under the influence of weed.
*Zoe* Did you just see what the kid was doing?
*Tabitha* Dudeee that kid M.B.S.W!
*Zoe* Yeah, He must have been!
a country located in southeast europe.
i don't understand the hate serbs have for croats or croats have for serbs. yes, they had a war and serbia & montenegro and croatia were parted but that was over 10 years ago. we can't do anything about the past...that's why it's the past. i've been to both places and they are both amazingly beautiful. there are 10 year old children saying they hate either serbians or croatians and they weren't even alive when the war happened...that's what people have instilled in their heads. everyone needs to just get over themselves and stop with the hate!
example: you meet this really great person and have a lot in common, then you find out he/she's croatian when your serbian or he/she's serbian when you're croatian. are you seriously gonna stop being friends with that person because of that?? seriously...
just smoke weed and we'll all be happy!
all the fools out there need to get over the hate between serbia and croatia!
Snoop Dogg (Born as Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr) was born October 20, 1972 in Long Beach, California. At the age of 8, his mother nick named him 'snoopy' (Snoopy and Peanuts) because his eyes appeared the same as the lovable TV character. Snoop is known best as a MC of West Coast Hip Hop, starting the genre of music G FUNKwith Dr. Dre.more...
Snoop took the name "Snoop Doggy Dogg" when he began recording, but changed it to Snoop Dogg in 1996 when he left his original label Death Row Records and signed with No Limit Records. Afterwards, many of Snoops cousins became succesful rappers (and collaboraters of Aftermath Records). These names included RBX, Nate Dogg and Daz Dillinger.
As a rapper, snoop happens to be known for his laid back aproach to rapping, often slurring the words over the mic, keeping it rhyming and REAL!
Snoop Dogg is also known for his Marijuana use (what he refers to as "Smokin that real shit" or "Touchin that real STICKY ICKY ICKY!!", his mysonigyst lyrics and complicity in a 1993 fatal shooting.
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