When a girl is drunk, a guy comes over and bangs her in all three holes very rapidly. Then when it's all over the girl doesn't know what happened.
Dude Richard there's the girl you flashed last weekend. I still don't think she knows what happened.
|44.||well, what happened was...|
used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.
"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."
A female who is the lowest of low in the on the slam chain, the highest being "Slam Pig" and the middle being "Slam Donkey." She has a face that seems to have been ran over with the "what-the-fuck truck" more that a few times, yet her body is banging enough to take a good fucking or six. You easily pick them up in the dark corners of the club where they lerk in packs, take them back to your place/car/parking garage/restroom, slam her once or twice then leave. No need for names or numbers. You and your dick will be ashamed, as you should be.
Ronnie: What happened to you last night? I turned around and you were gone.
Joe: I found a chick in the back corner with a body that looked like it could take a a good slamming, and she took it like a chanp right up against the bathroom wall.
Ronnie: A Hottie?
Joe: Uh.... well..... A Trench.
Ronnie: Dude. Fuck Trench?
Joe: Yeah Im going to go shower... Again.
What The F*ck Are You Serious Moment, Used when describing a moment too surprising for your every day acronyms.
Guy 1- Dude, what happened to you last night, you totally just stopped talking.
Guy 2- Sorry, some fugly-ass girl asked me out online. It was a total WTFAYSM.
not so slang term meaning you will be spending time with your significant female other, includes all definitions of other (girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy). Also can mean a terrible night spent out with a horrid bitch of cunt that you at one time had an interest but has since severely waned because of said females ridiculous cuntness.
Can also mean an extremely boring event spent with your significant female's friends, talking about stupid topics like "What not to Wear", why dont men listen enough?, or why did you spend more time with your friends tonight then with me?
(2 guys at a bar, watching a friend at same bar)
Jim: Wow take a look at the look on Joe's face.
John: Haha, man that sucks, he was so amped about meeting that girl.
Jim: Yeh looks like he's taking a drive in cuntville tonight.
Mike: So didnt see you out last night, what happened?
Bill: Oh it was a nice night, watched some reruns of "Sex and the City", then Megans friend came over and we all talked about why men cant be more sensitive to women needs.
Bill: Oh great my change of address form finally came through.
Mike: What did you put for your new address,...123 Pussywhipped Lane, Cuntsville, USA?
Bill: Fuck you man
Mike: Yeh bet you would like that. Sure you dont wana snuggle first?
|48.||What the flagnogg?|
usually replaced for WTF?
meaning what the fuck?
Girl; what the fuck happened?
Guy;no! now we say what the flagnogg.
Girl;ohh ok.then what the flagnogg happened?
What the flagnogg?
This is when you have had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Victims usually possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank way too much, but sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "I'm so wasted" or "I shouldn't be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything or very little of what happened during the event.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: I don't remember man i was so weised it wasn't even funny.
Person 1: Did we have to put Stacey on a cab around 10?