|1.||What fucker said that?|
what you say when you hear of douchebaggery, just before turning round and seeing the fucker could stomp yer arse into the dust. the line is usually delivered drunkenly and without knowing that the fucker will be seven foot and sexually frustrated
X- we have to leave some guy said he was gonna beat me down
Me- What fucker said that?
*titanicinflannel appears behind me*
Me- aw shit
A mother (including mother in lesbian and gay relationship) fucker. Someone who fucks a mother.
You crazy ma fucker. You know what that ma fucker said to me. Mom - Hey little Billy, wanna be a ma fucker?
|3.||(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her|
Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.
When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.
So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"
Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!
Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!
that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her
A big, goofy headed, penis loving fuck.
Also the name of a significantly small penis.
Stupid, racist, chicken fucker.
Someone that is soo homophobic that they are afraid of their own penis.
Did you see that Petkovich walking down the hallway.
HAHAHA you have such a Petkovich.
Did you just here what that Petkovich said ?
That kid is such a Petkovich, he thinks the rainbow is gay.
the most annoying fucker ever
my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.
N. meaning Fake Ass Mother Fuckermore...
V. (when used with GA) a process, where by disrespecting someone in a certain way using very specific steps, is used to call someone out on their being a Fake Ass Mother Fucker.
Similiar to the "you're stuck wtih it" game, but more covert and fun. Also used competitivly to trick friends.
Steps to complete a (GA)FAMF:
1) Hone in on your target.
2) Say something to the target that catches them off guard and makes them say, "What?"
(Helpful Hint: A good trick is to mumble something semi-incoherent to them while they're in another conversation, or spout a fast string of non-related words in the form of a question. The idea is to be as creative as you can.)
3) Wait for the target to say, "What?"
(READ: Only the word "What?" works. If they say something like "huh?", or ignore you, you have failed your mission.)
4) Quickly shout "GA FAMF!"
(The GA stands for "Gotcha!". If you yell FAMF without the GA, it doesn't ...
"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.
Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.
The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-