to masturbate, usually in an insincere or half-hearted manner
Frederick can't come to the phone right now; he's whamping upstairs.
by captspanky October 18, 2008
Top Definition

Sometimes written as "whomp" or "womp".

Coined by NY designers Phillip Niemeyer and Ryan Junell to describe a creative process and work ethic that demands one tackles the task at hand with extreme focus and without interruption UNTIL IT IS DONE.

Many a time "Don't disturb us, we're whamping!" can be heard from their studios.
WHAMPING can best be explained by the following anecdote:

In the words of the ancients, one should make his decisions within the space of seven breaths. Lord Takanobu said, "If discrimination is long, it will spoil." Lord Naoshige said, "When matters are done leisurely, seven out of ten will turn out badly. A warrior is a person who does things quickly."

When your mind is going hither and thither, discrimination will never be brought to a conclusion. With an intense, fresh and underlaying spirit, one will make his judgments within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break right through to the other side.

From: Hagakure (The Book of the Samurai), Tsunetomo Yamamoto
by T.N.J. August 20, 2010
From the amazing show "Recess" that we know everyone used to watch. Don't lie. The main character got detention for saying "Whamps" when he could have been saying fuck, bitch, douche bag or any other term. No he gets in trouble for saying "Whamps"
Mr. Finster: "T.J. go to the principals office"
T.J.: "Man this whamps"
by JaymeTeel March 12, 2008
an adjective relating to something of impressive dimensions..
"that beat is whamp"

"boy is whamp, proper tonk though"
by andy x June 12, 2009
The fart of the future.
-This word will become a part of everyday speech in the future-
"You just whamped"
"No I didn't."
by Da best :) September 14, 2011
Originated in San Diego, another word for the penis.
Girl I got a big ol' whamp, wanna suck my dick?
by Jeffymeh September 11, 2008
a quick, swift hit to the rear portion of one's head.
If you have a headache, the last thing you want is a good whamp.
by Hunter Roush August 04, 2003
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