noun. A whamber is a skeeza (usually named Amber, for effect) who whines continuously, for no real fuckin reason. When you ask her to stop whining, she does it more, big fuckin surprise.
Also refer to "whambulance".
Official title: Queen of Goobers.
Yeah, that's not Amber today, she's bitching(and/or whining), it's Whamber.
Where's my fucking whamber-ass, bitchin girlfriend? Ho.