i love you as much as a whale.
my boyfriend is such a whale.
2. to beat up/beat on someone
2. "Dad went upstairs to whale on his son. Not like 'Dad, upon seeing the bad report card, looked at his son who just happened to be in the room with him and whaled on him,' but no, Dad, apropos of nothing, went upstairs to the only room in which his son felt safe and just fucking whaled on him."
"I have to go to the gym to whale on my quads"
"I can always depend on my whale."
"Whales care and share, baby!"