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2.
A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
by ghoof June 04, 2006
 
1.
A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
by ghoof June 04, 2006
 
3.
1) portmanteau of whacking-off and masturbating
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions
Bob: I love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand massage.

Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist
by one4the$ August 23, 2009