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7. whack off
To down your drink.
I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.
by Ben Nov 23, 2003 add a video
1. whack off
to mastrubate, jack off
Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner
by Travis Dec 8, 2002 add a video
2. whack off
my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping
i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good
3. whack off
The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation
If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.
4. whack off
Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
5. whack off
being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.
I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.
by Fuck taht Sep 23, 2003 add a video
6. whack off
to have sex with Pamela Handerson
I fucked her good last night, Pamela Handerson that is.
by Guy Mann Dec 28, 2003 add a video
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