|1.||Wha's doag is that?|
Phrase originating in Dundee. Used when making an enquiry regarding the ownership of a dog.
"Here son, wha's doag is that?"
"It's meh doag."
acronym, White House Apologist; describes a political commentator who shills for whichever political party is in control of the Executive branch of the U.S. government, especially during scandals; used as a pejorative
This is what happens when only WHAs are allowed to ask questions.
|3.||Burlap Sack Condom|
When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask your grandma to knit you some protection. She doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there.
You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already waiting for you.
You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.
She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.
Conversation Held in the basement:more...
You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS CLOUD CITY MOTHER FUCKING SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"
The intense feeling of sodomy when you wake up in the morning with a person of which you have no idea how or why their in the bed with you. Mixed in with migraines loss of memory and extreme fatigue. You then look around and see very expensive items, after which you get on your computer and check your credit card, realizing you've spent over 10,000$ you then shit out of your sodomized ass, after that you look at your finger and see a wedding ring, you had just married someone you don't even remember. And that's pretty much how it happens
wha..? whas goin on? Omfg, omfg, omfg, omfg!! I didn't!! Noooooooooo!!! I have such a Hangover
|5.||Jack and Coke|
The combination of Jack Daniels and Coka Cola. A combination of two liquids well known to fuck you up or intoxicate to an extent of memory loss.
Mike: Dat foo whas talkin dat bushitt, wha we finna do?
J-Nelly: Ima Jack and Coke dat nigguh!