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1.
wfm
Works For Me. Usually used when someone claims that something is broken.
n00b: I can't load this website.
l33t: wfm
by jisatsusha March 08, 2005
 
2.
WFM
WEB FOOT MAFIA Not your typical group of duck hunters. Comprised of many party-goers, racers, athletes and waterfowl enthusiasts. Known to sleep in or not be at your house at 4am after agreeing to the night before. But when the ducks and geese are in, so are we. Reaking havoc on ducks and geese in the AZ desert.
"Got any more WFM stickers?"
"Get with B, he won't quit making them"
"Alright"

"My house at 4"
"Okay, but I got a dime coming over tonight"
"Don't be late, typical WFM"
by WFM3 November 23, 2012
 
3.
WFM
waiting for marriage, particularly in relation to certain types of jobs
HR, reception and property management tend to fall into the WFM category. Many women take these jobs in the short term before leaving to have children.
by fadam7811 January 12, 2012
 
4.
WFM
Working From Minneapolis
Used for setting your chat status when you work in a city other than Minneapolis but are traveling to Minnesota and don't want to spare a vacation day. You can set your corporate chat status to WFM so people think you are working (but you are instead on Urban Dictionary submitting random acronym definitions...)
by amiroo April 22, 2011
 
5.
WFM
Work Force Management, to schedule, forecast how many agents are needed to staff a call center.

one of the bobs, office space
Hope is our companies WFM agent.
by Hope Hopes Alot August 27, 2008
 
6.
WFM
Wanna fuck me?
A question asking if you'll have sex with them
if their hot the appropriate answer is yes.
Hot girl walks into a bar and up to a guy she asks "WFM?"
The guy"Yes"

they leave ...
by Toffee222 November 01, 2010
 
7.
WFM
well fuck me!

expression of surprise. Often used in aussie dictim.
"Your mum fits 3 coke bottles up her arse? WFM!!"
by BorisTheDestroyer November 07, 2004