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Female sexual arousal. Equivalent to male woody.
The first time she rode a horse, Keisha got a wetty.
by Eight December 28, 2004
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The term given to someone who continuously makes excuses to not participate social activities etc they were invited to.

Can also be used to describe someone who is generally boring and refuses to do anything exciting or anything out of the ordinary.
You still coming out tonight mate?" "Nah don't feel like it now, too tired" "Don't be a fuking wetty mate!
by jim93 August 09, 2011
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A lad/girl who spends all their time with their other half, rejecting mates to be loved up
Youre such a wetty for spending the last week with your missus
by qwerty523 May 29, 2011
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When someone throws a little temper tantrum.
Often accompanied by the voice entering a higher vocal register than usual and occassionaly with tears.
A person having a wetty: "oh no it's so unfair, I hate you all, I just want a milkshake is that too much too ask?!?!"
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Fingering a woman and getting your fingers wet inside her vagina.
Lewi: "yeah i totally got my wetties in with sophie last night"

Joe:"3 digits yeah? thats what she usually takes"
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Wetsuit; used for surfing in cold water
Local: Dude aren't you cold?
Surfer: Naww i have my Wetty on so its fine
by Ajaxs April 22, 2007
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Shortened form of "wetback", an appropriate name for many of the illegal invaders who wade through the Rio Grande into the United States.
I have three jobs to support that free-loading wetty and his wife and 5 children.
by Gucc May 19, 2007
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