When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.
I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose
|2.||The Texas Wet Dog|
1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.
2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.
John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!
a vagina, with excess baggage.
"man, she's such a bagina, always wet with sadness."
Denotes the sounds that occur during sex with a girl that gets around a bit too much. The sounds occur when the vagina is stretched out from excess amounts of sex, and when she becomes overly wet. Most sounds that occur are vastly disgusting, and include "queefing" amongst other things. This term is on par with "ratchet."
Queefing; Slut; Wet; Vaginal Farting; Slushin'
when a girl shoves the end of her nipple into a guys dick hole and the guy lacktates the girl while the girl masterbates the guy causing the sperm and milk to fly out from both organs creating a white-volcanoe
Also, can lick up excess material.
"Oh that was so nice last night when my pussy-cat put her wet nipple in my pee pee hole and ohhh.....that millky millky co-co puffs all over my bod. Man only if it was a red-volcanoe...But i still like those white-volcanoe"
The excess urine left over once you have had a piss, not enough to go in the toilet but just enough to leave a soggy patch in your pants or underwear (for you yanks).
The piss that dribbles down your leg after you've been to the toilet.
Fuck Sake Gaz, I've got piss drips going to my legs.
Those pesky piss drips have made my Calvin's all wet.
when you forget to, or become otherwise engaged, shake the excess urine from your penis before putting it back in the trousers, leaving a large wet patch on your groin. It is as if one has pissed oneself accidentally.
"Mate, i just accidentally ganted myself"
"Gant, have you just Ganted yourself again?"