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a once decent deathcore band that displayed some signs of originality. they then decided to add copious amounts of breakdowns and an allegedly 'hot' female keyboardist and now are the subject of every bro and douchebag in the scene's wet dreams. Also, Reloaded is the worst song on the fucking planet Bill: Hey man, you head the new Winds of Plague CD?
Ted: Nah, im not a douchebag, bro, or easily influenced 15 year old. Plus every song eventually leads to the same breakdown. Why would anyone listen to it? Try listening to: The Faceless, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Origin, Spawn of Possesion or Dying Fetus |
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| 2. | Freckling | ||
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Act of farting on someone's face or body and leaving fecal residue resembling freckles. Dude, last night at Tom's party, Kolby passed out and somebody freckled his face!!!!!
Yeah, freckling it was!!!. |
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| 3. | mangosteen | ||
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One of the most praised of tropical fruits, and certainly the most esteemed fruit in the family Guttiferae, the mangosteen, Garcinia mangostana L., is almost universally known or heard of by this name. There are numerous variations in nomenclature: among Spanish-speaking people, it is called mangostan; to the French, it is mangostanier, mangoustanier, mangouste or mangostier; in Portuguese, it is mangostao, mangosta or mangusta; in Dutch, it is manggis or manggistan; in Vietnamese, mang cut; in Malaya, it may be referred to in any of these languages or by the local terms, mesetor, semetah, or sementah; in the Philippines, it is mangis or mangostan. Throughout the Malay Archipelago, there are many different spellings of names similar to most of the above.
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The mangosteen tree is very slow-growing, erect, with a pyramidal crown; attains 20 to 82 ft (6-25 m) in height, has dark-brown or nearly black, flaking bark, the inner bark containing much yellow, gummy, bitter latex. The evergreen, opposite, short-stalked leaves are ovate-oblong or elliptic, leathery and thick, dark-green, slightly glossy above, yellowish-green and dull beneath; 3 1/2 to 10 in (9-25 cm) long, 1 3/4 to 4 in (4.5-10 cm) wide, with conspicuous, pale midrib. New leaves are rosy. Flowers, 1 1/2 to 2 in (4-5 cm) wide and fleshy, may be male or hermaphrodite on the same tree. The former are in clusters of 3-9 at the branch tips; there are 4 sepals and 4 ovate, thick, fleshy petals, green with red spots on th... |
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| 4. | Brokencyde | ||
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A band derived from the screamo-rap genre that has become known as crunkcore. There music has done to heavy metal what soulja boy did to rap music. They fail both lyrically and musically. They alter their vocals to try and make them sound like they can do something right. They are more concerned with their scene apperance than their music. In essence they are fucking faggots. Bands that get my dick wet: system of a down, dethklok, chimaira, as i lay dying, devildriver, megadeth, winds of plague, behemoth, iron maiden, carnifex, skeleton witch, whitechapel, dark tranquility, kse, motorhead, dio, black sabbath, dope, arch enemy, amon amarth, in flames, arsonists get all the girls, veil of maya, rob zombie, disturbed, strapping young lad, death, job for a cowboy, dead silent slumber, black anvil, slayer, suicide silence, and lamb of god bands that don't: brokencyde
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| 5. | Tromsø | ||
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Also known as The Nordic Paris. An awesome city in the north of Norway. Its awesome inhabitants endures freezing winds and wet summers, but is rewarded with mild winters and simply getting to be awesome. In the winter, the sun never rises, but in the summer it never sets! Also, it is one of the places in the world with the most awesome northern lights. If you want awesomeness, go to Tromsø! (If you have ever had bad experiences with norwegians before, they were almost certainly from the capital Oslo and not from the awesome city of Tromsø.) 1. Oh man, that guy is awesome! I'll bet he's from Tromsø!
2. Why would you want to go to Oslo? It sucks in comparison to Tromsø! 3. I wish I could be from Tromsø and be awesome... |
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| 6. | cleavage shot | ||
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a girl's(well, usually a girl's..)picture usually found on myspace or facebook/etc. that is taken from above showing off anywhere from a beautiful,massive cleavage all the way to tiny,acne-loaded mosquito bite tits..and everything in between. whether the girl takes the picture herself, or not and whether it was done on purpose or not is usually unknown. some funny things to note about these are; if she has one, she usually has a bunch more.... and also, if word gets around about you and or someone else relieving themselves to these photos, the girl usually winds up getting all pissed and offended. if you don't want guys getting stiff/girls getting wet to your whore-ish cleavage shots, then DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!!!! last time i saw sam, she gave me this dirty ass look and this is seeing her for the first time in like two years. guess word got out about me jacking to her one of her cleavage shots. it's really not my fault, if she didn't have any of them in the first place, then maybe i wouldn't have gotten so damn horny for her. oh well, i love me a good cleavage shot anyways.
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| 7. | omnisexual | ||
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1. Romantic, emotional, or sexual attractions to inter-dimensional beings of higher intelligence (god(s).
2. A sexual preference for sex with god(s), one able to sexual arouse the interest of god(s). 3. Experiencing any type of paranormal activity during self sex or sex with a partner. Examples: sudden winds, heat, cold, flashing lights, earth sounds or movements, internal vibrations or energy radiations, overwhelming sense of love, hallucinations of water, feelings of being underwater, extremely wet orgasms or feelings of panic from not being able to control an onslaught of orgasms. Biblically omnisexual relations are referenced with the Nephilim giants and the daughters of man and represented in stories of immaculate conceptions. Omnisexual women were called temple harlots or prostitutes.
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