When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!
A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.
"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!
A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2
, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.
When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.
While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.
A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language
which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.
Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
a person who is boring or useless
Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated
well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!