Top Definition
A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.
Boudreau had a nice feast of wet toast.
by Ted McCall May 03, 2004
1- Boring. Without spice. Bland
2- A man without character. Easily manipulated. Spineless.

"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")
by squarehand April 27, 2007
Just like normal toast except created by bringing the toaster in the bath with you.
"I hate my life :("
"Go make some wet toast then."
by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer September 09, 2015

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