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the act of pleasuring a woman with your foot by laying her on her back and grasping her ankles as if holding two cans of beer and massaging her vagina with your foot.
mike: yo dude, did you band that chick from the party?

dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.

mike: nice.
by patches_4 May 31, 2009
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to have wet shoes is to be inebriated on a drug or alcohol; to get your shoes wet is to get high
"Dude, I got my shoes so wet last night."
"My shoes were soaked the other day."
wet shoes wet shoes high fucked up
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