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Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.
You've just been wet sealed!
by Tim April 03, 2005
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California-based corporation that tortures animals in the name of fashion
Wet Seal sells tacky clothing trimmed with the skin of dead rabbits
by WetSealSucks.com June 06, 2005
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A store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. They almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!
"Where'd you get that cute dress?"
"Wet Seal..for 15 bucks."
"Naw uh? Really?"
"Yeah."
by sh0ppingAllDay July 30, 2008
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a great store. you should shop there.
i love shopping at wet seal!
by fksldfsad September 23, 2006
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A well lubricated anus.
Wet Seal/Noun- A "slippery" rectum ready for penitration.
by Shua smith March 26, 2010
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A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?
by TheDiscount April 10, 2011
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a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.
i totally wanna wet seal that fat chick bro.
by LouisVuitton17 March 17, 2011
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A sex position that requires either a pool with jets or a hot tub. The girl is on the side of the pool with the jets blowing on her from the front while the guy is fucking her from behind.
Last night we snuck into the pool and did the wet seal!
by The V Dolphin September 02, 2010
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