a vagina "owned" by a black man; though often misused to refer to vaginas in general.
Tyrone owned my wet seal this morning. Man, I love morning sex.

or

My wet seal is sore. Damn that Tyrone!
by Nate Belois February 23, 2005
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Top Definition
California-based corporation that tortures animals in the name of fashion
Wet Seal sells tacky clothing trimmed with the skin of dead rabbits
by WetSealSucks.com June 06, 2005
A store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. They almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!
"Where'd you get that cute dress?"
"Wet Seal..for 15 bucks."
"Naw uh? Really?"
"Yeah."
by sh0ppingAllDay July 30, 2008
a great store. you should shop there.
i love shopping at wet seal!
by fksldfsad September 23, 2006
A well lubricated anus.
Wet Seal/Noun- A "slippery" rectum ready for penitration.
by Shua smith March 26, 2010
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?
by TheDiscount April 10, 2011
When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.

The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.
Oh man. Did you see that epic wet seal Job pulled last night?
by Jac/k/al October 29, 2014
a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.
i totally wanna wet seal that fat chick bro.
by LouisVuitton17 March 17, 2011

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