| 435. | Lesbian Three-Some | ||
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Lesbian Threesome - Three females eating out eachother and shoving dildos up each others pussies until an orgasm. more...
I came home from work to find my girlfriend lay on my bed wearing a small thong & a lacy bra. She stood up, & began kissing my neck, & unbuttoning my blouse. We fell backwards onto my bed, revealing my huge DD boobs. She kissed my stomach, while unzipping my skirt to see my soaking wet panties. She sexily undid my bra with her teeth & reached her hand slowly down my panties. I kissed her neck & then her tits. I ripped off her bra, & massaged her massive boobs. I reached for her ass & ripped off her tight wet thong. While her fingers firmly rubbed my clit, I lay on my back & she seductively spread my legs. She bent down & slowly swirled her tongue around my soaking wet pussy, kissing my clit. I moaned as she started to push her tongue into my pussy hole until I could feel the orgasm coming. I screamed with pleasure, she licked all my cum off then she stood over me. I grabbed her & pulled her on top of me, kissing every inch of her body, rubbing my own naked self onto hers so fiercely our tits begin to wobble; I bring out a 15" black cock from under my bed, & open her legs. She grins & starts to scream when I ram it into her wet pussy hole. I jammed the vibrating cock, harder and faster into he... |
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| 436. | Fuck Fluid | ||
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Any liquid that is involved in entercorse.
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| 437. | Lois Lane | ||
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When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned". One night I left the room to get something sexy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping...so without him I finished the deed I then proceeded to Lois Lane him.
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| 438. | dry spot | ||
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A grave. To put someone in a dry spot is to kill them. "Feel these hot rocks fellas, put you in a dry spot fellas, in a pine box with nine shots from my glock fellas." -Nas, "Ether"
Chaz: "Oh, oh, oh!" *SPLAT!* Ashley: "Dammit Chaz, you missed and got it all over my face and the bed again." Chaz: "Oops, my bad. Good night." *rolls over to sleep* Ashley: "What? Get your ass up! I'm not sleeping in the wet spot over here!" Chaz: "Hey, it's better than sleeping in a dry spot...am I right?" Ashley: "Well yeah, but-" Chaz: "Trying to sleep over here, woman! Pipe down!" |
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| 439. | trollplay | ||
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A form of online roleplay in which you troll your unfortunate chat partner. The best trollplays are when you get your chat partner (usually a basement-dweller or pedophile) really worked up, and when he's just about to ejaculate into his dirty sweatpants, you drop the troll-bomb. A chatlog from an Omegle trollplay: more...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m/f You: f You: u? You: f 17 NY city You: how about you?? Stranger: 18 m nj Stranger: u gotta facebook You: cool You: uh huh You: cybersex? Stranger: yea sure if u want Stranger: can i add u You: dyou wnna start? You: if you make me cum:D Stranger: ok ok u gotta web came babe You: nope make sumthng up You: a horny story You: with me + u Stranger: i had this dream about u once You: i think i had that 2 Stranger: and we were in bed cuddling each other Stranger: and i took off your clothese and stareted sucking on those big boobs of yours Stranger: and then i started the lick your meat it was so tender and soft Stranger: and i ate out your ass hole You: umm good. I moan and start to rub my breast. You nibble on my nipples. Stranger: and the i pulled down my pants and u gave me the best blowjob ever and my dick was so wet and ur pussy to so i stuck my dick in there and u stareted screaming You: I screamed "MY TURN, BITCH" and ripped your dick out of my ass. Stranger: What? You: I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH, AND WHIP OUT MY HUGE PULSATING MEMBER AND RAM IT DEEP INTO YOUR RECTUM! Stranger: What the fuck?!? freak!! You: I SAVAGELY RAPE YOU LIKE THE THE DISGUSTING LITTLE FAGGOT YOU ARE! I FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR ANUS BLEEDS! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| 440. | pee spoon | ||
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When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion. John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"
Chris: "No, man. What's up?" John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon." |
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| 441. | Sushi Swish | ||
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Almost like a 69. It includes three male partners, laying sideways on a bed or floor. They form a circle and simultaneously performing very wet blow jobs, or felacio of some sort. (Typical College Jocks) Friend 1:Yeah bro! Me, Rick, and Jim had a Sushi Swish till we were numb! Friend 2: Dude thats awesome!
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