Guess what happened at Westside today? I got fucked up the butt by the dean!
If I ever wanted a teacher to stick his cock so far up my ass that I would scream, I would definitely go to Westside!
When you go into the Westside guidance department and ask for help, they first dump nasty oil all over you. Then they strip you naked and tie you up. They just got a gay guy, too, so he screws you everywhere with a dildo, which is really fucking sick.
Rob: How are things on the west side?
Bobby: Uh...you mean, west coast?