The ghetto area of New South Wales Australia. Western Sydney includes the suburbs of Blacktown, Mount Druitt, Rooty Hill, Seven Hills and many, many more of those little known suburbs to the west of Sydney hence the name, Western Sydney.
The area is inhabited by swarms of Western Sydney Lads, Dole Bludgers, Drug Dealers and of course the middle class working Australians who manage to live day to day without getting shot; an admirable achievement in an place such as this one.
The three main survival techniques for those who dwell in the area and are not the aforementioned scum are as follows:
1. Lock all doors and windows at all times. Bars are optional but always a plus.
2. Never look anyone in the eye, and keep your mouth shut - many of the lads or bludgers have an amazing ability to misinterpret something as simple as a 'Good Morning' as a racial slur that requires a nice bashing.
3. Never leave the house after 8:30pm unless in a car that can be securely locked. This is the time when you would be in the highest danger. Lads, stoners etc. are known to prowl the streets at night and become highly violent during moonlight hours. It is widely accepted that the mystical beams of the moon give them strange powers they themselves do not know how to control (obviously).
The area is inhabited by swarms of Western Sydney Lads, Dole Bludgers, Drug Dealers and of course the middle class working Australians who manage to live day to day without getting shot; an admirable achievement in an place such as this one.
The three main survival techniques for those who dwell in the area and are not the aforementioned scum are as follows:
1. Lock all doors and windows at all times. Bars are optional but always a plus.
2. Never look anyone in the eye, and keep your mouth shut - many of the lads or bludgers have an amazing ability to misinterpret something as simple as a 'Good Morning' as a racial slur that requires a nice bashing.
3. Never leave the house after 8:30pm unless in a car that can be securely locked. This is the time when you would be in the highest danger. Lads, stoners etc. are known to prowl the streets at night and become highly violent during moonlight hours. It is widely accepted that the mystical beams of the moon give them strange powers they themselves do not know how to control (obviously).
On this episode of Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls be dropped of in the middle of Western Sydney.
Bear: Fuck that, I'm not going near that shit !
Bear: Fuck that, I'm not going near that shit !
by michelle-m December 15, 2010
Found hanging around train stations at 7:30 (waaay past their bedtime) on a saturday/friday night, just waiting to go and 'bash dos try hard lads up'
They are usually found in the western suburbs of Sydney (penrith, blue mountains, rooty hill, blacktown, mt druitt ect) wearing striped shirts with their collars up, canturbury/adidas/nike ect track pants or footy shorts, white caps (also polo/sports brands), nike TNs or any other type of sport branded clothes.
They are seen hanging around on street corners or train stations in big circles acting all 'hard'. (they're really not)
Also hanging around with Lasses (female equivalent of a lad).
They usually talk about things being "eshays" (who knows what the actually means).
At day time they 'hang' around westfield malls and drive around in their shitty 4 seater cars (they're usually p-platers) with at least 8 people in it, honking their horn at any girl they see walking. (I know i tend to avoid them)
Usually filthy hair and shitty hair cuts with rats tails.
(:
They are usually found in the western suburbs of Sydney (penrith, blue mountains, rooty hill, blacktown, mt druitt ect) wearing striped shirts with their collars up, canturbury/adidas/nike ect track pants or footy shorts, white caps (also polo/sports brands), nike TNs or any other type of sport branded clothes.
They are seen hanging around on street corners or train stations in big circles acting all 'hard'. (they're really not)
Also hanging around with Lasses (female equivalent of a lad).
They usually talk about things being "eshays" (who knows what the actually means).
At day time they 'hang' around westfield malls and drive around in their shitty 4 seater cars (they're usually p-platers) with at least 8 people in it, honking their horn at any girl they see walking. (I know i tend to avoid them)
Usually filthy hair and shitty hair cuts with rats tails.
(:
Normal Kid "Yo, did you go to ____'s party the other night? I heard that some lad fucking taged his/her FLOOR!"
western sydney Lad "Oh man! I did that! aww, so fricken eshays brah. I gotta go to Penriff and walk around like i'm about to fuckin rape some girl that's in the change rooms at canturbury brah, even though i can't afford shit there"
Normal kid "=/ go fuck yourself."
western sydney Lad "Oh man! I did that! aww, so fricken eshays brah. I gotta go to Penriff and walk around like i'm about to fuckin rape some girl that's in the change rooms at canturbury brah, even though i can't afford shit there"
Normal kid "=/ go fuck yourself."
by chuck eyyyy May 21, 2008
A group of people usually no more than 11 men but often 10 when one of them does something illegal. They are often described as chokers or useless, you will know them by the smoke of red flares that follows them around. They live in the poorer areas of Sydney and make extra money turning tricks (sucking penis).
by RBB4lyf October 19, 2014