A suburb outside of Portland, Oregon.
You might be from West Linn if....
-You see Escalades, Hummers, Range Rovers, and Mercedes everywhere
-Your McDonald's has a plasma flat screen TV in it
-Some of the Portland TrailBlazers live in your city
-The highschool has an ATM in it
-The only crime that happens is teenagers egging cars....and it makes the local paper
-The majority of students at the high school drink and/or do drugs, yet they are academically one of the best schools in the state
-The cops have nothing better to do than pulling over people for no real reason
-Everyone asks "Are you rich?" or something along these lines when you say you are from West Linn
-There are hardly any minorities in your city
This is a generalization of WL, but it is pretty true.
You might be from West Linn if....
-You see Escalades, Hummers, Range Rovers, and Mercedes everywhere
-Your McDonald's has a plasma flat screen TV in it
-Some of the Portland TrailBlazers live in your city
-The highschool has an ATM in it
-The only crime that happens is teenagers egging cars....and it makes the local paper
-The majority of students at the high school drink and/or do drugs, yet they are academically one of the best schools in the state
-The cops have nothing better to do than pulling over people for no real reason
-Everyone asks "Are you rich?" or something along these lines when you say you are from West Linn
-There are hardly any minorities in your city
This is a generalization of WL, but it is pretty true.
by W.L. July 9, 2005
A small town in Oregon filled with 38% rich, backstabbing, drinking, mean, gossiping, crowd-following white kids, 13% wierd kids trying to be emo and different but all wear black, 17% people who just complain all the time about the first two groups that make up 51%, 33% of people who do their own thing and hang out in their little cliques that are very exclusive, and 9% of people who actually have substance, aren't materialistic, nice, and genuine. It's hard to find them though.
by i know i know it all April 14, 2009
1) A town in which is located in oregon, next to Lake Oswego. One of the most yuppie filled people in the state. Their highschool has the best public school rating, but everyone there is evil.
2) A way of saying something is so rich looking it's ugly.
2) A way of saying something is so rich looking it's ugly.
1) Man, I dont want to go to west linn today... Im not in the mood to deal with all the preppies.
2) I would never wear that abercromie shirt! its so west linn!
2) I would never wear that abercromie shirt! its so west linn!
by xindulgedx March 7, 2004
A suburb of Portland, OR with excessively high land value, oppressive police, and more ways to get lost than any other place.
West Linn
by anonymous February 22, 2004
you might be from west linn if you see..
1)stretched hummer limos, range rovers, bentlys, Escalades
2)we have a starbucks on every block
3)you either see a kid with an iphone, or a juicy
4)when people hear westlinn, they ask if you rich and you try and avoid the question
5)academically, our schools are best in state
6)the most crime that happens is kids sneaking out past curfew and makes the local paper under the police calls
7)our best hang out spot is safeway and we try to make the most fun out of it
8)even though kids do drugs no one seems to find out
and the scary part is, this is all true..
1)stretched hummer limos, range rovers, bentlys, Escalades
2)we have a starbucks on every block
3)you either see a kid with an iphone, or a juicy
4)when people hear westlinn, they ask if you rich and you try and avoid the question
5)academically, our schools are best in state
6)the most crime that happens is kids sneaking out past curfew and makes the local paper under the police calls
7)our best hang out spot is safeway and we try to make the most fun out of it
8)even though kids do drugs no one seems to find out
and the scary part is, this is all true..
by asdfghjkl21 December 17, 2008
New money Portland suburb. Huge bronze statue of batteling stallions. Women have fake orange tans and acrylic nails. Tasteless and trashy wannabe Lake Oswego. 105 lb housewives rolln the leased escalade, completely environmentaly unconcious. Women with no secondary education, very insecure, and yet try to lord their precieved wealth over others. MIDDLE MANAGEMENT! These people are so cheesy, all they talk about is money, but West Linn aint the West Hills!!! People with very little imagination. Rolling Hills Community Super Church, Jesus needs your buck. Hummers!!!!!
by JdicE June 14, 2007
A boring-ass, little town nobody's ever heard of near Portland, Oregon. It consists of mostly upper-class Christian white people. A huge method of entertainment (besides getting wasted) is hanging out near Safeway, Starbucks, and other places of that nature.
by Some Girl December 22, 2004