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The place where the white guy lives. The west end is the area of Ottawa west of Whoreleons. According to Rollands, the west ends is "100 years" au dessous the dark sides(any area in Ottawa not the west end). If you see a Mikes Pizza, Turners Broder or Rollands on the tops of the hill, you are not in the west end. Hey white guy! Eyes be for to go to the West End, to Carlingwood todays too meet my buddies!
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| 2. | inbred | ||
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1. West Michigan Republican Dutchmen.
2. Illogical reasoning due to inbreeding amongst West Michigan Dutch. Ottawa county in West Michigan, which is predominantly Dutch, has voted Republican in every election since Abraham Lincoln.
eg: Quote; "I voted for President Bush because my father would kill me if I voted Democrat. Though I do not necessarily believe in Republican views, we Dutch must stick together because of our inbred heritage". |
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| 3. | Wyandotte, Oklahoma | ||
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Very small town in extreme NE Oklahoma in Ottawa County. Named after the Wyandotte Indian Tribe whose tribal headquarters are located on highway 60. Has a large school system for its size. Students do very well in sports and academically. Crime is extremely low. Definitely has a 'small-town' feel--think Mayberry. The town has one 4-way stop, one bank, two restaurants, five churches, along with the Wyandotte Tribe's 'Turtle Stop' convenience store and the Wyandotte Tribe's casino. Twin Bridges State Park is about 2 miles west of town.
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| 4. | barrhaven | ||
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One of the fastest growing residential communities in the city of Ottawa, municipality of Nepean. Normally surrounded by acres and acres of farmland, it's northen boundary is dictated by Fallowfield road, extending west to Cedarview road, and east to Prince of Whales dr. As of late 2005, it features a 6-theatre cinema, and a large strip mall on Strandherd road featuring Wal-Mart, Staples, Winners, and Loblaws among others. Real-estate value ranges anywhere from $110,000 to $1,500,000 in Barrhaven. It is also notorious for the large presence of ethnic minorities, including those of middle eastern or indian heritage, as well as asians. Often nicknamed "Brownhaven". Flooded with catholic schools, Barrhaven also has an extremely nice landscape, featuring many public parks and playgrounds that have been built within the last two years. It takes approximately 45 minutes to get downtown via Ottawa's OCTranspo, and a car or bike is required to get anywhere within the neighbourhood itself. "Let's go downtown, though you'll have to give me 45mins since I'm commuting from Barrhaven"
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| 5. | RTC | ||
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The RTC Room is whats schools use to get the stupid ass retards out of class to stop distracting the class. What are you doing??
RTC now!! |
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| 6. | Grand Rapids | ||
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A city in Michigan with about 200,000 residents. The metropolitan area has around 1,000,000 residents. It has the highest murder, rape, assault, and theft in all of West Michigan. It is also home to GRPS which owns Union high school, Ottawa high school, Creston high school, and Central high school who all four are on the list of worst schools in the U.S. Union has the highest drop out rate in all of the U.S. under 25% of their students graduate. 1 of 9 will make it to senior year. Union also is number second highest for assault, and third for weapons. In one year alone there were four rapings, two shoot outs, and 53 incidents of weapons un just Union. All in all Union made it second on the list of worst high schools in the U.S followed by Creston 4th Ottawa 5th and Central 10th. "Martha who is that trashy new boy."
"Oh that's a product of Grand Rapids." |
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| 7. | Almonte | ||
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A small town to the west of Ottawa, Canada. Located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, Almonte is a quaint place to visit. But not such a nice place to live. Generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. Like a stereotyped high school in a town. "Why is that guy such a jackass?"
"He's from Almonte." "Ohhh..." |
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