Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.

Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight

by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016

Wesley Pipes

A prominent smoking device from the movie "Half Baked".

Hey, please hand me Wesley Pipes, dude... wanna get wasted big time.

by kfx July 13, 2005

Wesley Pipes

the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

by mike j mofaku May 9, 2008

Wesley Pipes

hitting a lacrosse ball on the pipes of the goal and missing.

Bro 1: Yo bro, say hey to Wesley Pipes for me!

by BigMacho25 March 30, 2010

Wesley Pipes

A larger then average beer bong who destroys anyone in his path.

Wesley pipes just destroyed me

by samp800 July 18, 2010