wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

wenzeled by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

Koe Wetzel 

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

Koe Wetzel by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

Wurzel 

Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.

“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.

Wurzel by Ikraam M October 12, 2021

werellama 

Person or persons who transform into llamas at the sight of the full moon. Notoriously know for their impressive side kick and spit attacking skills. Extremely dangerous. Do NOT attempt to pet or approach.

1. I am a werellama.

2. I think Jimmy is a werellama.

3. OMG! She just got kicked in the face by a werellama.

werellama by Iamnotawerellama August 24, 2011

alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

weazelle

noun. A different pronunciation of the word weasel, when using it to describe someone.

Alex: "Brozay, did Kev ever give you back the fifty dollars he owes you?"
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."

weazelle by stockman09 July 13, 2010