The act of masturbating at your place of business.
Sally caught me werkin it to lesbian porn today, so needless to say I am now unemployed... Thanks Obama...
ally caught me wherkin it to lesbian porn today, so needless to say I am now unemployed... T
Both phonetically correct and much faster to type than it's meaning: working. Try it.
hey im werkin here
A form of the English language, mostly inhabited by African-Americans. Most commonly confused with friendly slang such as "wassup" and "hey how you doin'". Ebonics has a historical background, mostly underappreciated by uneducated 'Crombie guys. During the times of early slavery, it was spoken mostly in the south as an alternate language to English, since their own native languages were forbidden. It has since survived centuries of change and been altered into today's form of african-american slang.
Ebonics: "Ayo wassup ma, damn yous lookin fly why dont you let me holla atchu for a hot minute"
Proper English: "Hello, miss, you are looking very beautiful. I was wondering if you could possibly spare a minute of your time so that I could get to know you better."
Old (southern) Ebonics: "Whyontchu brin dem oba here an let meh getcha sum colta drin yous been werkin eba sin da sun done come awn up, yous gonna hurchoself likeat."
Proper English: "Why don't you bring those over here and let me get you a cold beverage. You have been working diligently since sunrise. This is not good for your health."
Most commonly used to convey a sense of unexpected chagrin, with attendant bewilderment at the improbable machinations which have led to the event in question.
Another sense of the word attempts to express the idiotic glee and inexplicably transcendent and yet somehow poignant silliness of certain artist works, particular in popular music.
Variant teutonic spelling: "ahein"
"I went round to give me girlfriend her birthday present only to find that she'd emigrated to New Zealand with the milkman - it was completely ahine!"
"I saw a clip Roxy Music on Whistle Test in 1972, they were like wearing fly-eye glasses and feather boas and werkin' it with mellotrons and VCS3s and echoplex madness, it was just completely ahine!"
The area code in GA. where the iq's of everyone in that area code equal 229. mainly constits of the Valdosta area. It's said that being stuck in the 229 is worse than being stuck in the Matrix.
"Internet support how may i help you?" "my email aint no werkin no mo' what'd ya'll do to get it back to me?" "What cables are plugged in the modem?" "Whoa i aint all that computer smarts now i dont know what that is."
"You're being a real 229 right now."
Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.
"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"
I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.
Kerked, Kerkin; Adjective; to describe someone who is workin it and killin it at the same time. Werkin/Killin (Werk is another way to spell the word 'work') the words 'Workin' and 'Killin' both describe someone doing a great job at something (it), in other terms, owning something. The terms "Work" and "Killin it" are used all of the time in the dance world, what better than to combine the two words.
She is totally kerkin it right now on that stage!!!" "You betta KERKKKKKK girl" ; "Look at her kerkin that runway"; "You just kerked that whole floor"; "Kerk it!", "Kerkin it!", "Kerrrrrrk" "Go Kerk, own it