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1. we're boned
to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.
fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."
2. sausage legs
n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.
She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.

Did you see that sausage leg?
3. Yellow Bone
A Yellow Bone is the lightest type of light skinned black female. They can often be very rare to see in comparison to other blacks because there are not as many of them in the general black population. They are usually mixed with white, something similar, of multiple races including black, or may just have another race mixed into their family tree which causes them to be very very light. Their skin usually has a yellow-tan, yellowish-red, or yellowish(almost caucasion- white) look to it.They usaually have hair texture ranging from the typical black female hair texture to natural tight curls, loose curles, wavey, or even caucasion-white looking hair textures. They are can many times have lighter hair and eyes. Many mixed, multiracial, and bi-racial females are often called Yellow Boned in the black community due to them fitting this discription. Many times a light skinned black can be considered to be both Yellow Boned and Red Boned if she is light enough to be Yellow Boned but still can fall into a tan or redish complextion catagory.So alot of Yellow Bones can also be considered to be Red Bones but not many Red Bones can be considered Yellow Boned. ( yes this can sound complicated if your not familiar to it) They can often even look some what like spainish females but they ARE black. *** Some examples are MARIAH CAREY (her father is a BLACK hispanic), ALISHIA KEYS( who is light enough to be considered Yellow Bone but can also be called Red Boned because she often appears y...
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4. Stoned and Boned
Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.
dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"
5. boned it
A phrase expressed when dominance is established. Or something.
A: If my dog were as ugly as you, I'd save his butt, and teach him how to walk backwards!
B: You boned him, man!

A: So how did your test go?
B: Boned it!
6. Boned Out
how you feel after having sex for an extended period of time.
Lady friend: god, that was amazing. wanna do it again?
You: we were just at it for 2 and a half hours. i'm all boned out.
by iwastoodrunk Mar 29, 2004 add a video
7. jehovah's witnesses
the ultimate practical joke in which people are screwed out of thier savings, dignity, and eventually life, only to find upon thier death that it was all because some guy "got drunk and thought it would be a laugh".
See also:- screwed, boned, ha ha, George W Bush.
"What? WHADDAYA MEAN YOU WERE ONLY KIDDING?!"
by Yippo the Clown Nov 30, 2004 add a video
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