Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."
"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
2. a word use for freaking someone out by making them think youre talking about something else when you say wenus
Wanna see my wenus?
Cover up your wenus, for the love of god!
My wenus is all wrinkly.
My wenus can stretch really far.
I have TWO wenuses!
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...