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1.
A nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullshitting. The "weller" is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don't know in order to appear intelligent. It's also often associated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullshit overload and is now the international way of insinuating that someone is welling.
Albert: "I wonder why you have to prepay for gas in NJ."
Chris: "Well you see well well the gas pump numbers just keep rolling thats why. I know this because I read up on it back when I went to Berklee university."

1. He's so good at welling if he went on jeopardy he'd have an answer and explanation for every question.

2. You'll always feel safe with a weller because what you don't know, they'll always have a confident answer for.
by Mr. Pompo October 24, 2006
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2.
1)A place in South East London (Kent)

Near Bexleyheath
Lots of chavs
Talk with a London accent

2) Tom Welling,32, who plays Clark Kent on the television programme "Smallville"
" Where are you from? "
"Welling innit"
"Where?"

"I think Tom Welling is hot!!!"
by ck..! August 27, 2009
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3.
A nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullshitting. The "weller" is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don't know in order to appear intelligent. It's also often associated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullshit overload and is now the international way of insinuating that someone is welling.
Albert: "I wonder why you have to prepay for gas in NJ."
Chris: "Well you see well well the gas pump numbers just keep rolling thats why. I know this because I read up on it back when I went to Berklee university."

1. He's so good at welling if he went on jeopardy he'd have an answer and explanation for every question.

2. You'll always feel safe with a weller because what you don't know, they'll always have a confident answer for.
by Mr. Pompo October 24, 2006
6 3
 
4.
A town with no purpose, on the old road between Dover & London.

Welling is a middle class town (residents are from working class backgrounds) that borders between Bexleyheath, Sidcup and Shooters Hill.

Welling is full of nail bars, foreign food shops, florists and not one supermarket!

Welling residents believe firmly in Conservative and BNP views; this explains why not many Africans live in the area!
They believe that gang crime is often associated to Greenwich, and tend not to travel into these areas. They forget of the stabbings and murder which take place on a regular occurrence in their local area.
Parents often send their children to Catholic Schools in Bexleyheath or local Grammar Schools. Some parents who are obviously “new money” send their children to private schools in the neighbouring borough of Bromley and Greenwich.

Most residents are white, tanned, and ignorant and drive 4X4’s.
"Fuck me, another minger from Welling"
by steve246 June 21, 2009
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