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Wellborn 

Refers to parking at a gas station pump with no intent to purchase gas. The pumps are easily accessible, and many times offer a island that protects the driver and it's occupants from the elements. Its name is derived from the godlike position of the parking spot, well, and born, meaning that it should have been born there. This frustrates gas station owners as they will be concerned that you are going to drive off without paying for your gas. This maneuver will attract special attention for sure.
Man, it's raining and I ain't got no umbrella; I'm gonna pull a wellborn.

Dog, they ain't got no parking spots anywhere! I'm gonna go wellborn on pump three.
Wellborn by Da Internet Gangsta August 29, 2008
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An asian person who happens to be very pale that they almost look white. But when you contrast them against an actual white person, there is a tint of yellow.

A conjunction of the words "Yellow" and "White".
Many wellow folks live in New York.

Hello my wellow friend
Wellow by EbonyHeart November 28, 2010
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The area between the wrist and the elbow when it is so fat that you cant tell where the wrist and elbow start.
That chick has some huge welbows!
That guy has the largest welbows ever!
Welbow by starkcb April 14, 2010
Anybody who is as stupid, or more stupid than an absent minded, half retarded, 18 year old girl.
Dude... did you hear what Marissa just said? What a freekin Wellow...
Wellow by Evil Zac December 26, 2010
Pronounced: (Well-bow). This term is given to the moment you discover that the bar surface you are resting your elbow on whilst waiting to order drinks has not been maintained to a "dry" standard. The result is a "Wet Elbow" or "Welbow" Discovery of a "welbow" often leads to outrage and losing your place at the bar as you reel away in abject disgust. A level 1 "welbow can be dealt with by a casual rub on a friends jumper. Level 5's require time under the hand dryer to reduce the "welbow" to a more manageable level.
With the recent introduction of so called "extra cold beers" and also the dreaded "frozen glass" "welbows" are on the increase. As condensation increases on the glass and bar staff are cut due to the economic climate "welbows" are common place, visual checks are not enough borrow a friends item of clothing to spare your wetness as you use it to dry the area.
Welbow by The Reverend 73 October 10, 2011

wellborn florida 

A little old town in Florida where Hot chicks live
Heschel:Where do you live?
Jennifer:I live in a little town in Florida called Wellborn ;)so I live in Wellborn Florida
A Wellow is a old banana that just should not be there
u like when they are green, yellow or wellow?
Wellow by MeowMix2221 September 4, 2013