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The beastin' capital of Rhode Island that's (still) run by the mob where you can be shot, stabbed, grab some Dell's, watch the polluted river be lit on fire, go to college, and buy rims.
The phrases you'll most hear in Providence are ... "I know a guy .." "Yea, it fell off the back of a truck." "Walking on cobblestones wouldn't be so hard if I wasn't drunk." "Oh, shit ! The popo's !" - haha nobody says the last one. It's a kickass town and nothing compares to it. Suck on that Boston. *Outsider drives into Providence*
outsider: "hello, i'm from greenwhich - what's that giant pineapple ?" p-town local: "that's federal hill. dont go up tha if ya dont at least look italian." outsider: "why thank you. what's that your drinking ?" p-town local: "just some dell's - with some absolut. mostly absolut." outsider: well, now, umm ... is the river on FIRE !?!?" p-town local: "huh. oh yea, it is. thats normal." outsider: "is that a trannie ?!?!?" p-town local: "yea. thats normal too." welcome to p-town. |
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| 16. | Rocket of Hope | ||
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Similar to Nade of hope it refers to when a player launches a rocket into a undesignated area, in hopes that someone will walk into that area and get a kill or when someone is about to run out of rockets and does not want the opponent to retrieve his gun upon death, he/she will fire it to empty the gun.
Used primairily in shooters like Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4 1.Launching rocket of hope.
2.Might as well fire off a rocket of hope just to empty the gun. |
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| 17. | Photo Bomber | ||
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A photo bomber is someone who either intentionally or unintentionally ruins an otherwise normal photo.
The "photo bomber" will be doing such things as: making faces, gestures, naked, or getting naked, in a costume, or doing some other equally hilarious action. The photo bomber will usually work in the background of the photo. Some of the more ballsy photo bombers will go as far as being within inches behind or even next to the people in the picture , or in rare cases, run in FRONT of the photo. The most ideal way to photo bomb is to successfully ruin their photo without letting the people know that you are forever ruining what could have been an amazing photo and memory, except you're sitting on a bench 15 yards behind them while you purposely have your cock and balls hanging out the top of your shorts while you eat an ice cream cone seductively. Mom: Hey kids! I got the photos back from when we flew 1500 miles to Disney Land for our vacation!
Kids: Oh here's the picture of where we got to take a picture of all the Disney characters with us! This is our favorite picture ever!!! Mom: Why is that man standing behind Goofy with his pants down and holding his penis with one hand pretending to ram Goofy in the ass with it? And then the kids are forever traumatized. They will never see Disney character the same way again. And Disney Land will forever be tainted with visions and repressed memories that wont surface till they're in their 30's when their own kids say " I want to go to Disney Land!!!". And then you will murder you family after you go insane from repressed memories, go to prison where you will die of AIDS in your late 40's. This would be the successful work of a "photo bomber" and/or a "photo bomb". |
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| 18. | Fantine | ||
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1. A character from "Les Miserables" by Victor Hugo. The year is 1823, in Montreuil-sur-Mer, France. Fantine is a young, unmarried mother who works in a factory owned and run by the reformed Jean Valjean, the protagonist of the story. Fantine's daughter, Cosette, is the result of a boyfriend who used and deserted Fantine; the young Cosette lives with the thieving Thenardier family who (unknown to the illiterate Fantine) abuse Cosette and make false claims about Cosette's health so that Fantine can give them money (which they take for themselves). more...
Upon finding out that Fantine has a child out of wedlock, the other women (who are jealous of Fantine's beauty) urge the foreman (who has unsuccessfully tried to bed Fantine) to fire her. Desperate for Cosette and frustrated by her unjust dismissal, Fantine sells what she can for money, including her golden hair and her pearl-white eye-teeth. Ultimately, she becomes a prostitute to ... |
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| 19. | Christian | ||
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WELL, HERE ARE 50 FUN THINGS FOR NON-CHRISTIANS TO DO IN CHURCH more...
1. Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell." 2. A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals". 3. Put stray dogs in coat closets. 4. Un-tune the piano. 5. Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven". 6. Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666. 7. Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?" 8. Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts. 9. Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would you rather be stoned or crucified?" 10. Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out. 11. Start a wave. 12. Do cool things with the lighting. 13. When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G. Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff". 14. Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant. 15. When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh, Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?" 16. Make up your own words to the songs. 17. Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!" Run out quickly. 18. Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service. 19. If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT ... |
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| 20. | Jungleland | ||
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a 10 minute long song by Bruce Springsteen from Born To Run (1974)
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one of the most epic songs ever written, up there with Lost In The Flood. the album version is great, but the NYC version is just insanely awesome. Its about love, violence, drugs, street racing, and the New York ghetto. A truly epic song. "The rangers had a homecoming in harlem late last night And the magic rat drove his sleek machine over the jersey state line Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a dodge Drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain The rat pulls into town rolls up his pants Together they take a stab at romance and disappear down flamingo lane Well the maximum lawman run down flamingo chasing the rat and the barefoot Girl And the kids round here look just like shadows always quiet, holding hands From the churches to the jails tonight all is silence in the world As we take our stand down in jungleland The midnight gangs assembled and picked a rendezvous for the night Theyll meet `neath that giant exxon sign that brings this fair city light Man theres an opera out on the turnpike Theres a ballet being fought out in the alley Until the local cops, cherry tops, rips this holy night The streets alive as secret debts are paid Contacts made, they vanished unseen Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine The hungry and the hunted explode into rocknroll bands That face off against each other out in the street down in jungleland In the parking l... |
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| 21. | runescape | ||
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A very speedy getaway
A place to make a speedy getaway 1. Indiana runescaped out of the clutches of the mammooth werewolf vampire in a really cool way.
2. "Run!It's a zombie apocolyapse! Escape" "But there's no place to runescape... That's why it's called a zombie apocolyapse." "Oh. Right. Well, be really terrified!" "OK" 3. By playing runescape, he managed to very succesfully runescape a social life. |
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