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Well-kempt is redundant. The word kempt means neat, tidy, well-groomed. Its opposite is unkempt;a slovenly person. In popular usage, however, we usually prefix kempt with well - as in, he's well-kempt. On the other hand, it is entirely wrong to define a neat guy by saying he's well-kept - unless he's a gigilo or hustler, being more than adequately paid. My boyfriend really grooms himself well, he's always perfectly kempt. Or, if you like, well-kempt.
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| 2. | stann | ||
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A man of the times, he is calm and cool under pressure. He is demanding of those around him because he always gives his all when working, playing and living in general. He is a man who is well-dressed, well-traveled and well-spoken. People are drawn to his personality and many wish to be near and around him. Women love his smile and boyish grin. Men want to be his friend and learn from him. Kids love how he is kind to them and want their parents to be more like him. Stann in Kansas City is the ultimate example. He's a DJ who spins smooth and sexy downtempo house, he dresses in Kenneth Cole and looks well-kempt all the time. He is also a thespian and known as an incredibly hardp-working person who leads and takes charge in situations where leadership is lacking.
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| 3. | glory pole | ||
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Well kempt male genitals or pretty penis! He was well shaved and clean, a real glory pole"
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| 4. | Bajina | ||
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An extremely well tended to vagina. A beautiful vagina. Man that girl is so ugly" "Yea, but she has a magnificent bajina.
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| 5. | clenicky | ||
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1. a well-kempt, attractive, intelligent male.
2. (un)c - one who is not any of the above. 1. My, my, aren't you looking clenicky. Do you have a hot date tonight or something?
2. Man, I didn't get any sleep last night. I'm feeling pretty unclenicky. |
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| 6. | Executive Hobo | ||
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A well dressed urban hobo that uses his better dressed and well kempt appearance to disarm those who they come upon before they panhandle a smoke, some cash or a beer from you. "Wow man, that guy was an Executive hobo - I thought it was just some old guy hangin out in the park and making conversation but he asked me for one of my beers, some change and your Mom's phone number"!
I only gave him your Mom's number. |
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| 7. | Craig Lee | ||
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The general of a 10,000 man army who sought to conquer a group of 1,669 homosexual soldiers,(69-71 AD). During said battle, he came to realize that he, in fact, was a raging homosexual. He then proceeded to remove his genatalia from his person. Two dwarfs of the underworld then emerged from the fiery abyss and carried off his penis to the depths of hell. He was then reborn from the ashes and placed on the earth in the year 1989 AD for one sole purpose, to hunt and capture as many men's asshole as humanly possible. Of course, scientific facts often reject the theory of such "General Lee", however, it remains popular among wive's tales and folk lore. Craig Lee may attempt to persuade his victims in an unorthodox manner. He flaunts his gayness and usually disregards the fact that others may not be equally or even slightly homosexual. Nevertheless, he will use relentless tactics such as extremely detailed and erotic situations in which he promises to thoroughly pleasure you far more intensely than any woman may ever dream of.
i.e. "Yeah, you want me to put your dick in my mouth while you shit all over my well kempt garden, only to witness me rubbing and completely immersing myself in your fecal matter. I will stick your dick in my asshole and fuck you so hard you will wish you could be on top of a mountain to scream my FUCKING name when you cum harder than you ever have in your entire life. Craig Lee my name." |
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