a pretty, pampered, well-dressed rich girl who has a job in media/communications/development, but probably doesn't need to work; named for the sound her ridiculous, impossibly high-heeled designer shoes make
A gaggle of salad-toting clackies came pouring out of the Conde-Nast staff cafeteria today and not one of them thanked me for holding the door.
|37.||Ahh! Real Monsters|
One of Nickelodeon's greatest shows. It was about juvenile monsters being trained to be scary. It featured great characters such as Ickis who's scary ability was to grow larger but because of his large ears was often mistaken for a bunny rabbit. Oblina was clearlt the asian of the group being the smartest and the best student also she resembled a gothic upside down candy cane. Her scary ability was shape shifting into random "scary" things and inducing nightmares in people by sticking her peppermint flavored finger in the victim's ear and tickling their brain. Krumm was the retarded companion of Ikis and Oblina and vaguely resembled Gene Hackman's nut sack. His scary ability was to scream like a pussy and smell like a sweaty asshole. Also his eyes weren't attached to his body so he had to hold them the whole time which didn't mix well with his mental retardation so he would often lose them. And finally The Gromble. Arguably the gayest character on the show, The Gromble was the cross dressing headmaster of the school they went to. Wearing red high heeled shoes and red painted fingernails that ripped through his women's isotoner gloves. This was still a great show no matter how gay or retarded some characters were.
Hey do you remember the show Ahh! Real Monsters?
Of coarse I do what do you think I am....... retarded?
|38.||Whore Couture Galore|
These are the girls you see walking about that you want to call sluts but they are not actually sluts. Many of them dress nice but it still comes off whorish... it is a way of life, a style, an attitude. Only skinny girls can truely perfect this look to a tee. They come in packs and challenge each other to who look the best in the 8,000,000 pictures that they took at "that awesome rager.' Their wardrobe usually contains lots of spandex skirts well above the knee, tank tops with 'cool cut out designs' that just so happen to show 80% of there bras and high heeled ankle boots. These girls are the ones that make their arms look thinner by always popping out there shoulder and placing there hands on there hips. This seems like an insult but it is infact some of the highest compliments they could ever recieve. These girls are not stupid. They usually are the ones that have it all going for them. Occasionally they claim to be religious and other peoples thoughts are "but you dress like a classy whore... God blessed you, why not show it off..." They go off to college and 50% of them become true whores. Whoring about all over campus...
Linda: "Did you see that pic of those girls on facebook?"
Jean: "Yeah, they are the true prefection of whore couture galore."
Linda: "Oh my gosh I know right?!"