| 8. | Poshed | ||
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The space left in your wallet after a particularly drunken and expensive night out. Normally after being invited on an aquaintances birthday/stag night to go somwhere you would not normally go due to the expense. Anywhere on Broad Street for example.
The best way not to get poshed is to get the first round in. Then later in the night, when your compadres are drunk you can seagull a few drinks from them. How to realise that you are getting poshed: when it dawns on you that the content of your wallet will either stretch to a curry and a taxi home, or one more drink - and you get the drink. A popular place to get poshed is a distant cousin's wedding where the free bar has been withdrawn. Thus you end up drinking your taxi fare back to the B & B and having to scrounge a lift from some pissed-up arse in a Range Rover. 'Coming for a curry?'
'Nah, I'm totally poshed mate. Lend me a tenner?' '*&$£"! off!' 'Good night out?' 'Yeah, we went up town now I'm completely poshed. Lend me a tenner?' 'How was the wedding?' 'Crap, the freebies were denied so we got well poshed!' |
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| 9. | kajun | ||
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Kajun, ( Cajuns, with low I.Q ) Is dis the place we kajuns gets our FEMA checks?
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| 10. | broady bolt | ||
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verb: to run away from quickly (especially doing a runner on a taxi-fare without paying)
named after the ultra-low income suburb of Broadmeadows, VIC, Australia. aka Broady Well the cabfare was up to $60 from the city so when i got near my house i told the taxi to pull up here....i did the broady bolt on him. Hahaha
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| 11. | democrat | ||
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A democrat is one of five possible degrees of view. (the five being radical, liberal, moderate, conservative, and reactionary) The moderate is a neutral standpoint where radicals and liberals are degrees of democrats (radicals being the extreme) and conservatives and reactionaries being the republican viewpoints (reactionaries being the extreme)
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The democratic view point changed to be more of a moderate party during the 2006 midterm senate elections. Today we classify a democrat as someone who believes in: -Privacy with limited government observation -Pro-choice, but with certain limitations such as that partial birth abortions should not be allowed. -Protection of the environment through uses of alternative fuel sources and cleaner practices, though not so much that our standards of life decrease. - A strong government that helps people through well fare, shelters, and other means of aid, though not a governemt that will allow "mooching" - Taxes being left as percentages, so everyone has to pay _% of their income to taxes, with exceptions for the extreme cases of poverty. the symbol for a democrat is a donkey while the republican is an elephant. Also, democrats are generally represented by the color blue while the republicans are represented by red. During the 109'th congress, the democrats where the majority composition of the house of representatives. |
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| 12. | new yorker | ||
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New Yorker is an arrogant, primitive, money/pleasure-obsessed individual; irritable, angry and nasty type A personality who doesn't give a damn about others and only cares for his/her own well-fare. Some are just curse-spitting lowlifes, some are coldhearted bastards who think they belong to "high society" and are "on top of the world" (they're really only on top of their mamma). Many "New Yorkers" had 100s or dozens of sexual partners and long forgotten that love, intimacy, care, etc. STDs are rampant. New Yorkers think it's normal to go to a bar and find a one-night stand or to dump their partner on some petty issue and easily find a replacement (the dumped New Yorkers don't care too much though, because they are as committment-phobic as their lovers) Most New Yorkers fear or dislike nature and anything that is natural, for that matter, and try to hide behind fake values and things like "style and fashion" to conceal their spiritual and emotional emptiness. They prefer to see nature tamed and confined to something like Park Avenue poodle (who spends his days pampered at DOG DAYCARE). Many New Yorkers are extreme weirdos that outdo most L.A. nutcases by far and far. Some of the worst scum of world are New Yorkers: from lawyers to street thugs--though not all New Yorkers are scum, of course. And yes, I did live in NYC for quite a while, as well as in all large US cities. more...
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| 13. | jayfare | ||
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Like wellfare only for a friend. The act of habitually paying for a friends lunch, rounds of beer or sushi...really anything that your friend can't pay for himself. His company may seem worth it, and you feel bad because everyone is going except him, so you offer to pay. guy1: "is jay coming out for lunch?"
guy2: "no...he says he has no money" guy1: "ugh....call him, tell him I have enough to float him...I will cash his jayfare check today!" |
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| 14. | Uh-oh spaghetti-os | ||
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A term used by a friend or affiliate of a person who propagates some sort of trouble, using this term is a last-resort where trouble is imminent and realistically is never used by the perpetrator receiving the outcome of his wrong-doing, mishap or misdemeanor on the flip side.
May also be substituted for spaghetti-hoes when a skanky skiny broad trundles past. Example 1, of Uh-oh spaghetti-os:
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Person 1: Why is that jock steam-rolling in our direction, he's striding like we're the feast after his fasting. Person 2: Well I got his dumb ass broad into bed and left my calling card. Person 1: Well what's that? Person 2: Haven't you heard what they say about me? They call me the nerd with the brain in his wingless, NOT skinless larger than your average sea bird plane. Person 1: Well *gulp*, which spot should we present him with to beat on? Person 2: Well, *points to spot and lifts shirt up a slight amount* I think I have a slight slip disc just above my pelvis; thing's been killin' me; maybe he can thump it back into position. Person 1: Right... is it to late to refer back to the old wrongly timed but always brilliantly quipped phrase Uh-oh spaghetti-os in such times of imminent trouble? Person 2: It would appear that way. Example 2: "Look at that thin piece of spaghetti figured ass" said Wanda."I could curl that scrawny length of disgrace right into a pasta shell." She went on: "I mean you don't see black spaghetti hoes like that none-too-often. Must be hard for her to find a partner, must need a man build like the graphite in a pencil - aye aint your Ray the perfect fit!?". "Yeah!?" retorted Donna with an on the sly tinge of surprise on her breath after hearing the sardonic... |
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