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a slutty girl with a potato shaped body, nappy blonde hair, skinny arms and legs, and a high pitched squeaky voice. "Dude, Brittany is such a welk, she tried to kiss me and I rejected her and she tried again"
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Welking is the act of wiping one's anus after defecation. Specifically, it refers to a forceful act of wiping that will result in tissue paper being forcefully dragged across the sphincter itself, rather than being lightly teased across the ass-pubes. Welking may be accomplished by using two sturdy fingers, and can take the place of showering after a nasty deuce. "Johnny, did you remember to welk after you went #2?"
"Dude! do you smell that? something smells RANK! I bet one of you guys forgot to welk!" |
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She's an amazing person.
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She's hilarious. She's born to do great things in her future. She makes unhappy people, happy. She's the best thing a person can find during their senior year of high school. She's like a lighthouse in the night. She's the kind of person, that if you never met, your life wouldn't be complete. She says intelligent things every time she opens her mouth. She's a beautiful person. She's the change some people needed in their worlds. She changed my life. I can't thank her enough for that. She was something to me, that no one else was. A friend. I will never forget her. It's not possible to forget someone who impacted my life so greatly. She means the world to me. And so much more. I miss her, because I loved her, and she's what I woke up looking forward to every day. And now she's gone. She turned my life around during a time I needed it most. I don't know where I'd be right now if I never met her. She is someone who I'll never stop loving, or missing. I am glad I met a person who'll always hold a place in my heart that no one else can even touch. She gave me a reason to keep holding on to life. I know everyone goes their own ways in life, but I hope that someday, we'll find each other again. I love you and miss you Green Bean. I miss the days of school when you were part of them, they were the best. You brought a smile to my face, and I miss that. I hope I'll never have to say good-bye to you, because I don't ever want to have to. |
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Another word for the Male genitalia, this slang term is used mainly in the Stirlingshire area of Scotland. Can be used as a Noun or an Adjective (Mainly as an insult) Check out the guy with the pink shirt, what a welk!
After I pumped that hooker my welk got covered in spots. |
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